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Getting pus*y while you're taking a dump. That's pretty kinky. But I guess if you pay enough then anything seems possible.

Ewww...

What you need is a double barreled inhaler though to make sure there isn't any chance that you are breathing any real air.

Whatever happened to that bloke? It was kind of a sad story. I hope they realized he had mental health issues and got him some help. Or maybe he was just French.

TBH, you do need to be a bit careful with which brand of those wipes you use. A lot of them have too many chemicals in them, which can irritate sensitive bungholio skin. But they are great for cleaning off the toilet seat and the toilet hose before you get down to business pushing out loafs. There are a few brands of the wipes though that contain pretty much nothing but water. Those are probably best.

It's even worse than you think. Flies cannot chew solid food, so they vomit digestive enzymes onto the food to liquefy it before eating. This process, along with their tendency to defecate frequently, can also introduce pathogens onto your food from previous meals. Also, the fly might have been just feasting on some dog poo right before he landed on your som tom. Enjoy!

Even standing up to take a squirt was a challenge, as the train swirled back and forth, making it difficult to avoid peeing on yourself.

Back in the day, I used to see Thai guys hanging out the side windows of those little green death buses in Bangkok, looking as if they were practically suffocating, and with a double barreled inhaler stuffed up both nostrils at the same time. Always gave me a good giggle. Not sure if they still sell those or not???

Yes, I also suggested hotels because, as a foreigner, you can pretty much walk into any hotel to use the lobby restroom and they will usually just assume you are a hotel guest. Having said that, some of the big malls now even have those automated Japanese toilet seats which do all backside the cleanup for you. So they have already come a long way.

Wet wipes!

I came for a vasectomy in 1972, but after the procedure, I wanted to be absolutely sure they snipped the right wire before heading back. Ever since, I’ve been roaming the Land of Smiles, laying down pecker tracks to reconfirm the operation was a success. So far, so good… but time flies when you’re dedicated to testing all your ammo!

Nobody seems to really understand the OP. He doesn't have a problem with Thai street/market food. He is mainly just looking for a clean, quiet toilet to take a nice dump when he's outside and/or after he eats some spicy Thai food. I just stick with hotels and big shopping malls. Usually can't go wrong that way.

It might feel like a significant amount to someone who languishes in Thailand on a tight budget, perhaps due to limited savings and a limited source of fixed income.

Meandering and off-topic again. Not even a word about your previous rubbish post filled with conjecture that had nothing relevant to add to anything. This method of distraction that you employ, as do so many Trump supporters, may have some success with weak minded punters who are easily thrown of course, but will fall short most of the time. My suggestion to you is that you know your level and give up this feeble set of tactics you are using, unless you are able to really argue a point by offering something substantive.

This says it all. Out drinking and dancing with his ex. What good is going to come of that unless he was aiming to get back together with her? Then trying to show-off, tantalize, and belittle her by literally throwing a wad of cash at her. How childish and insulting. He then deserves whatever becomes of that cash in any bad/unexpected way.

In response to my fact based post you added nothing useful or on topic. In typical MAGA supporter style, just a bunch of rambling whataboutism from you that has zero to do with the subject at hand. Next time, save yourself the energy rather than going on some useless, factless, tangential rant that has no value, is irrelevant and nobody needs.

You can't be serious. What alternative reality are you living in? Trump plans to raise the deficit much more than Harris does based on both of their economic and fiscal plans. When Trump was asked about this issue in a recent interview, comparing his plans to Harris's in terms of increasing the deficit, he did his usual incomprehensible, off-topic and tangential rambling which diverted away from answering the question. But the question still remains as to why he's so far off the page. More specifically and to the point: If elected in 2024, both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris have economic plans projected to add trillions to the national debt, though Trump’s proposals would likely have a substantially larger impact. According to the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget (CRFB), Harris’s plan is estimated to increase the deficit by around $3.5 trillion over a decade, primarily through expanded social benefits like child tax credits, healthcare subsidies, and housing incentives. Trump’s plan, on the other hand, is projected to add roughly $7.5 trillion, due in large part to significant tax cuts, especially on Social Security benefits, and other tax exemptions. Trump’s broader fiscal policies could have a higher deficit impact due to his proposed across-the-board tariffs and the elimination of overtime tax exemptions, among other measures.

Nobody cares bigly what Biden says or does anymore. He's no longer relevant. So this whole topic is meaningless.

And he should throw in Peter Navarro and Paul Manafort to help round out the convicted felon club.

There have been so many. Which ones are you lacking knowledge on? Puerto Rico gate? Hitler Gate? Garbage truck gate? Or one of the 10 others?

Globs, seriously, you are in way over your head when it comes to the subject of politics. Don't even bother dabbling in it. Best you stay over there in The Pub posting all kinds of your usual chaotic drivel about nothing.

Not even nude female statues are safe around Trump. He'll take any opportunity he can get to grab em by the... The orange blowhole is a nice touch though.

I think he means these 24 leftists: 1. Mike Pence - Former Vice President; criticized Trump’s push to overturn election results. 2. Bill Barr - Former Attorney General; rejected Trump’s election fraud claims. 3. James Mattis - Former Secretary of Defense; described Trump as divisive. 4. Mark Esper - Former Secretary of Defense; questioned Trump’s loyalty to the country. 5. John Kelly - Former Chief of Staff; rebuked Trump’s disregard for democratic norms. 6. Rex Tillerson - Former Secretary of State; noted Trump’s lack of foreign affairs understanding. 7. Nikki Haley - Former UN Ambassador; criticized his recent foreign policy views. 8. Chris Christie - Former Transition Chair; highlighted Trump’s self-interest. 9. HR McMaster - Former National Security Adviser; criticized Trump’s leadership. 10. John Bolton - Former National Security Adviser; described Trump as unserious in foreign policy. 11. Mick Mulvaney - Former Acting Chief of Staff; resigned after January 6. 12. Anthony Scaramucci - Former Communications Director; publicly condemned Trump. 13. Stephanie Grisham - Former Press Secretary; voiced concerns over a 2024 Trump bid. 14. Omarosa Manigault Newman - Former Senior Adviser; shared critical insights in her book. 15. Alyssa Farah Griffin - Former Communications Director; resigned post-2020 election. 16. Sarah Matthews - Former Deputy Press Secretary; testified on January 6 events. 17. Cassidy Hutchinson - Former Aide to Chief of Staff; testified about January 6 actions. 18. Fiona Hill - Former National Security Council Member; testified in Trump’s impeachment. 19. Alexander Vindman - Former National Security Council Director; reported the Ukraine call. 20. Miles Taylor - Former Homeland Security Chief of Staff; wrote a critical op-ed. 21. Mark Milley - Former Chairman of Joint Chiefs; criticized Trump’s military proposals. 22. Tom Bossert - Former Homeland Security Adviser; opposed Trump’s foreign policy approach. 23. Jeff Sessions - Former Attorney General; faced Trump’s ire after recusal in Russia probe. 24. Michael Cohen - Former Personal Attorney; testified against Trump in Congress.

Trump driving around in a garbage truck. Garbage is what garbage does. Can't make this stuff up. Nuff said.

Suffice to say, any girl 20-30 (or more) years younger than their sponsor husband is faking lots of things.