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FFS, babbling incoherently and it wasn't even midnight when you just posted that. Normally you wait to spam the forum with 4-5 useless topics once into the wee hours of the morning, post w*nk insomnia I assume. I'll be the first to admit though that I didn't read a single word of your entire post.

Check out the video of the young Ukrainian guy interviewing this pair on his Instagram. He also has another ladyboy as his full-time girlfriend who he features often and claims is a model. Generally I've found that "model" is a synonym in Thailand for being unemployed.

Always check under the hood before you leave the pumping station.

Very nice. Spoken like a true veteran. 👍🏼

Duct tape and chill bro.

Sadly, over the years, I've seen quite a few blokes that look like that, even some much worse than that in fact, cruising around Sukhumvit Road late at night looking very drugged out and desperate. They can also become very aggressive and unpredictable. And some of them look as if they wouldn't have a chance of scoring a punter and might be sleeping on the streets at night. Despite all the laughs about this subject, unfortunately, there is a very dark side to it all. A lot of these guys can be dangerous and end up trying to hurt and rob people on the street, the more desperate that they become to feed their needs and drug problems.

Oh, here we go again, the usual old "I was so drunk" excuse again. Just admit you had some balls across the nose and loved every bit of it. bob smith will be proud!

It probably doesn't happen too much in Thailand though where the locals aren't particularly known for their magnitude in this category. In fact, Thailand is ranked 81 out of 87 countries, thus ranked quite low, along with practically all the other SE Asian countries. That's probably also why it's so easy for Thai ladyboys to cover things up with a bit of duct tape. At least they outdo the Philippines, Myanmar, and Cambodia: https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php

Agree. I can't speak from experience yet, but if one maintains good health and everything is still working, then I can't see why one needs to ever stop. I think a lot of that also requires ignoring any dumb advice given to you along the way that suggests that you should slow down. All that is absolute garbage as long as you have a strong heart. You always need to simply dance like nobody is watching.

They say once you go black you never go back.

Often they are both.

The correct connotation is that your paying to say goodbye.

Post op accounts for less than 20% I think. I think for many guys, though, once the beer goggles are strapped on, the ability to tell the difference probably drops about 50%

Hub of road deaths. Be good or be good at it.

The now defunct bob smith would tell you that it's the best thing that could ever happen to you in Thailand. In fact, he used to say that three a year doesn't make you queer!

Why, can't you find any younger ones?

It's probably just your imagination since you said you believe in ghosts, superstition, and wives tales. So just wrap another 15 protective amulets around your neck. In a moment, you'll feel right as rain.

A sad and sorry state of affairs. Thoughts and prayers.

Just avoid marrying the bar girls all together, period. Thank me later.

Two tarts stacked on top of each other. Best set of smashed burgers you could ever imagine.

Because many men are greatly turned on by having a big wet growler shoved in their mouth.

I think it's clear why the women do it. They're lazy, they want an easy life, they don't want to be forced to continue to sleep with a variety of men that they don't wanna be with, and they're looking for a larger sum of money than they get from working on a daily basis. So it seems like a small sacrifice for them to be around an older man all the time that they don't care for in exchange for forgetting everything else out of life that they ever wanted. To me the bigger question is why do the men go for it when clearly they are in a position where they have more and better options? Why do the men choose these girls from poor villages and dysfunctional family background where the women are often drunk, angry, loud, combative types who have lots of tattoos, no education, that believe in ghosts and superstition, and who will usually give you the worst advice on how to handle any situation in Thailand because they are from a lower socioeconomic class and simply don't have any experience or know any better.

Yes, that’s you, but one size doesn’t fit all. If you read the OP, he’s comparing going short-time versus having someone he can call on to fulfill that need more regularly. In both cases, he’s not really looking for a relationship though. A deeper relationship is not what some people need. Not everyone values the caring, companionship, understanding, or familiarity that comes with having a long term female partner. For some, a temporary human touch is enough, and in this case, it’s purely about the human touch and no more. The only question is how best to go about getting only that.

I'm confused, I thought the tart was the ham sandwich and that her smoking your doobie is normally a standard part of the service? Farting is also useful to get them to leave.

Tyson clearly knew he shouldn't have gotten in the ring. He just posted this on his Instagram.