chippendale

Just a few days ago you were whining like an entitled cry baby about the hard floor in your prison cell during your well-deserved incarceration in Thailand. Now you're trying to act like a tough guy.

"Boohoo! ... I spent one night in a prison cell and all I did was drive around recklessly drunk ... and my mattress wasn't soft enough, felt like a hard floor on my precious body, boohoo ..... The law shouldn't apply to me, because I am a special foreigner! All of you barbarians are Adolf Hitler, boohoo .... I'm so civilised, that's why I drive around drunk ....." Are you aware that you're exposing yourself as a right tit on this forum?

Do you have any empathy towards the innocent victims of drunk driving? You drove around drunk, fortunately no one got run over by your callous and selfish behaviour ..... and now you expect sympathy from us all here because the police decided to punish you instead of allowing a spoilt and entitled foreigner to get away with it! Toughen up, stop being a crybaby and accept that you were wrong.

He's a Brit.

Muslims are the most sacred and precious subculture in the Yookay. A loyal voting bloc for Labour. Their indignation and grievances take precedence over other sacred but less protected subcultures such as feminists, Jews, Hindus, homosexuals and transsexuals, who must all cower and seek shelter from the advance of Islam.

Sabbath

Underpaid but overfed.

Sure, tough guy. I'll buy you a lemonade, or a decaf soy latte if you prefer.

The video looks like a Saint George Floyd "I can't breeeef" moment.

😂 🤣 We're all grateful for your presence on Aseannow. You're an endless source of mirth and joy!

You definitely know very little about kung fu, then.

Has he stopped breathing? RIP

Their body odour should have won the day. Did the Belgian wear a gas mask from Ypres?

I find it fascinating and uplifting, though.