Odysseus123

On 3/30/2021 at 7:57 PM, Sydebolle said:

I assume that it takes a complete incineration of an entire village of Thais until someone is moving their backsides

I wonder if even that would do it....I rather suspect not.

4 hours ago, bluesofa said:

It's well-known the answer is 42.

Ah...but that is an English protestant formulation....I doubt that either the Council of Trent or the Diet of Worms would have gone with that answer-they would have probably have fought another war over it.????

33 minutes ago, gunderhill said:

It needs to be  combined  with the Do you  believe in god  thread.

ha...ha-you are probably right!

Have they got any nearer to solving the eternal question yet?

(or at least one of the many eternal questions that plague us..????)

46 minutes ago, Bredbury Blue said:

Could have sworn I was on Owl"s 'Diary of a farang in Isaan' and not 'The World according to some bloke called Oddy'. Mate, this a TV thread, all are welcome, stop trying to make it exclusive to you and one or two others.

 

Ps. If you thought I was going to spend more than 2 seconds finding a photo to satisfy you...get real ????

I think that you should re-examine your own behaviour when you flounced back onto the thread,no?

I could not care less how many seconds you spent looking for a photo...

People have been welcome here for the last 108 pages..and I am very sure that they will remain welcome for another 108.

8 minutes ago, Leaver said:

 

The Thai boy in this photo has that look in his eyes that says, "when I grow up I will be a taxi driver and I will charge farang 500 baht for a 1 km journey, because I can." ????  

 

Let's hope he doesn't end up a police officer.  ????

Yes..a certain steely glint in the eye gives the game away.I believe that the uncle wants him to have a jolly career in the RTP-the sky's the limit so they say...

57 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

I've taken your venom on board and will not mention us French being the world's greatest lovers again; ever.

 

Venom?

Are you referring to the British jet fighter?

Have a chat to your friend  Baron Owl of Snodburycaster. as none of us are going to put up with this forever...

And tell the klutzes from the Brexit/covid/climate change threads to wrack off....if brains were dynamite they couldn't even blow their own noses..

2 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

3 hours ago, Odysseus123 said:

Well...he's in that kind of brace thing...I imagine that it would be quite painful..but I wish he was still posting as II liked his "bon mots"-that's one for Monsieur Vol au Vent or P.C Wren or the usual hellhounds of the Legion..????

'his bon mots'?

Fir

2 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Can I have a pint of what you've been drinking?

Hot chocolate milk-Cadbury's Bourneville cocoa to be precise.????

26 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

Sorry to hear you are not a fan of our French past-times Monsieur Ody. We are the greatest lovers in the world; and of that we are proud. Also the greatest chefs and wine-makers.

 

When I'm with my ladies I do like them to fill in a questionnaire, and take pictures of them. Sometimes I interview them for the record. But all this is in keeping with my work; so entirely appropriate.

 

But, I'll say no more about these beauties, if it's going to get posters - especially the English - envious.

Monsieur Vol a Vent

You are becoming a bit of a bore..

Not your fault of course but your appearance does not appear to be voluntary...rather like that you are posting "in parenthesis" and as everyone knows a lacunae is merely a blank space...a gap..

Anyway..did you like the film of the French poilus or the mention of one of the greatest films ever made in the last century?

14 minutes ago, Bredbury Blue said:

Yep red ant eggs.

 

Posting these pics of red ant dishes, made by my wife (with the ant eggs from the village), especially for Bill Oddie from Rotherham.

 

 

 

Ah..it's a wok...from the universe of woks.

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No people..streets..sois..houses..dogs ,trees, rice paddies of Isaan?

But you were the one that berated us.....bringing us the glory of your  astounding experiences of Isaan..

Perhaps you would be more comfortable attacking people on..

Brexit threads

Climate denial threads

Covid conspiracy threads

Just now, FarFlungFalang said:

Looks like red ant egg larb to me

Looks like something concocted in Rotherham to me...

Just now, voulez vous said:

Hi farangsters - Monsieur Vous here.

 

In a cafe at the moment. making my way to Nancy's area. Really looking forward to seeing her again. I first me her and her twin sister a couple of years ago. She says she has been saving herself for me. That's real nice.

 

Kitten shed a tear when I left her. But; she understands the importance of my work. I'll get to her in a couple of months.

 

Mr Owl sent me some pics today.

 

Evidently Madam Owl went to the croc' buddha today. Very quiet I'm informed. But at least she came back with the special lottery numbers for next Thursday.

 

Mr Owl should be back on track by then.

 

 

That's one big crocodile.

 

 

Signs saying not to climb into crocodile's mouth.

 

No picture taking too.

 

 

Some big logs on the move.

 

 

 

My Owl's daughter Mildred had her fishing rod pulled in last evening. Dad had to strip down to his undies to retrieve it. No pic's however. Real shame!

 

Later.

 

 

 

Perhaps if he didn't get banned every second week or so we might have some continuity, eh?

I couldn't give a fig for Ninette,Juliette,Garance*

or Milly the cow...

*Garance..from 'Les Enfants du Paradis'-a film (directed by Marcel Carne) much beloved of Asterix and my goodself.

Monsiuer Vol au Vent..

Some of your country's gallant history..in music.

30 minutes ago, Bredbury Blue said:

 

Here you go bud, my mother-in-law's finest. Am I in the gang now?

 

 

 

 

Well..that was difficult wasn't it?A wok with stir fry eh?After your marvellous experiences in Thailand..for which you berate the rest of us.Have you tried a brexit topic instead?

2 minutes ago, faraday said:

 

I sent him an email three days ago, not heard nuffink!

 

 

 

@bluesofa

Well...he's in that kind of brace thing...I imagine that it would be quite painful..but I wish he was still posting as II liked his "bon mots"-that's one for Monsieur Vol au Vent or P.C Wren or the usual hellhounds of the Legion..????

43 minutes ago, Bredbury Blue said:

...or even worse, the football forum.

 

"you do not dictate to us".

You're being a wee bit sensitive if you thought that, Sunny Jim was merely stating MY preferences. 

 

Hurry back Owl!

See ya..

Or you could ,of course,post a photo all of your own..not a youtube or internet culled product but an original of Isaan.

In this day and age of the digital phone or camera that is surely not to much to ask,is it"?

2 hours ago, FarFlungFalang said:

Thanks for informing us of the duration now I can relax, well at least until I get my hands on the dobber who tattled on The Owl.

I believe that the dobber's name was Thomas Osbert Mordaunt (weird nom de scribe)who seems to get around the forum quite a lot..

I don't know whether that helps in any way...????

I found that Line was the only way to go....

4 hours ago, zyphodb said:

The same here in Mukdahan...

Ah..Mukdahan..nice place but spring is very elusive there????

43 minutes ago, orang37 said:

 

 

                      chiang mai has sirens:

                      both seductive maidens,

                      and ambulances

Excellent!????

3 hours ago, faraday said:

 

From Norwegian Wood:

 

" I wonder what ants do on rainy days"

What the hell do ants get up to on rainy days?