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Assuming he is still there (I left C Mai in 2013 after I got laryngeal cancer from breathing the same air pollution that is hurting you now, but then I breathed it for 25 years), I would strongly recommend Dr Tawatchai at Loi Kroh Road clinic. Speaks English near fluently and can treat just about anything. He is a govt doctor (head of a hospital), but runs his private clinic after 1700 hours daily. He was still there last year. Get there early - as he is very popular and very cheap ! After successfully diagnosing me with skin cancer, he removed it in his 'spare time' on a Sunday, surgically. (Sidelight) I once suggested that I put up the money for him to open a clinic in Australia and he just laughed and said "I can't go there - I have too many patients here already" ! He should get a Nobel Prize. I have seen him treat hill-tribe aids patients for free. He is my 'poster-boy' for the Hipocratic Oath. (Money don't come into it ...) Cheers mate !
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Sorry folks but, after following this 'epic' saga, I just had to add this gem of info to the mix. In 2012, just after I had been diagnosed with cancer in C Mai, my totally useless married adulterous millionaire older brother (then age 64) told his wife that he was "heading off to LOS to help me". (UK/Oz/NZ/Canada please read '<deleted>'). Just after he arrived he walked out of his 5 star hotel and immediately fell for the charms of a friendly 'massage lady'. You can safely guess the rest. Quick bonk bareback and he was besotted. Single mum and sad story. Then he (a) did his best to avoid me (b) gave her lots of money AND the 'clap' and (c) did not help me at all, but instead bought her a brand new Honda 'Scoopy ? (or Honda something) that cost him over 90K baht ! He kept on banging her and sending her $K for some years after. Sound familiar ? We have ALL heard it before ...
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I know that road too. In 1994 I had to do a visa run C Mai to Laos, to just stamp a Non-0 in and out. The Myanmar border was closed at that time as Thai and Burma were boxing. I left CM at 0900 on a TT500 Honda and nearly came to grief at very high speed near there, when I came around a bend and saw a thin rope, slowly moving across the highway. Problem was as I hit the corner very fast a buffalo came out connected to the rope and walked across the highway ! Seconds later a second one came out - I bisected them beautifully, crossing the rope between them at high speed. Shocked, I looked back to see an equally shocked owner of the 'kwais' (yes it is kwai, but there were two of 'em) on the end of the rope. But for luck or fate I would have impacted one of those animals at around 120kph. I was 42, you don't have to be young to do silly stupid stuff. I slowed right down and, took another 12 hours to get to Nongkai. Now I'm 68.
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ChipButty's comment reminded me of that old BBC show "Porridge" starring the late Ronnie Barker. His character 'Fletcher' is being examined by the prison doctor who asks "ever had crabs ?" - Fletcher replies "nah, don't like seafood".
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I can understand her 'alcohol' mistake, as the word "root" itself has another connotation in Australia - something LOS is well known for. As a teenager growing up in Oz, I could not wait to get my hands on a can of "root beer" after I saw it in a military store as a cadet, especially as I'd already tried normal beer, knew exactly what it did to girls and, it was available and cheap and I was only fourteen. Bitter disappointment when I found it it was just sarsaparilla.
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It is kind of funny now reading this at 2200, with the rain falling gently and, breathing the 100% totally pure clean air at our little farm in northern NSW in Oz. Almost surreal. My Thai wife, washing the dishes ('cos she won't let me, as she says I don't do it properly) had just said "I hope you don't die for a long time - I am never going to be able to learn to drive (our daughter to school) - you already know how Thais drive". Seriously ! Then I showed her this prang on my laptop. She nodded and said "tumma-dar" there - (normal/usual). I drove through this crossing at least a hundred times on my way to Big C or Makro in the six years my wife and I lived in Saraphi after building our house, between 2008 and 2013. I lived in Changers for over twenty-five years, until I got laryngeal cancer from the foul air. Now in remission after radiation and with the Saraphi house sold, we aren't ever going back, (at least according to the boss). I never had a problem driving or motorcycling in LOS, but I saw the aftermath of at least a dozen really bad accidents at this same location, with so many cars written off, but never by trains, just by idiot locals, who couldn't drive to save themselves. Goodnight !
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Me and my Thai family are now in Oz, permanently. Today's "Courier Mail" (QLD newspaper) listed the countries most at risk of this virus - LOS at number one, followed by all asian countries. We already have cases here, mostly Chinese tourists, but no one is dead here yet. Who knows how bad it is - are we really getting the truth ?
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You can laugh, this happened to me fifteen times in five years living in Saraphi, Chiang Mai, between 2008-2013. Our dog alerted each time to activity in the carport, under the pickup truck. First one was a common cobra, the next two were Malayan pit-vipers, - the Chinese call them the "seven steps snake", as that is about all you will take, before you drop dead ! Rest mostly common cobras, plus one 'spitter'. Nasty things. Klong out front was the culprit. Lots of frogs, their main food source. All were despatched by me, but nothing changes. We left Thailand permanently in 2013 after I got throat cancer from breathing the "air" in CM. After 3 months radiation (and hopefully cured), we established a small farm in Oz. We 'spell' racehorses and the missus grows Thai fruit and veg. Two weeks ago, picking coriander (paak chi) she yells out (in English, now good after 7 years in Oz) 'xxxxing snake'. Me 'did it bite you' - her - 'I'm not xxxxdy stupid mate', - and then "go and get the camera, so we can show mum in C Mai" ! It was a king brown, well over twelve feet, or nearly 3.5 metres long. Quite majestic really. Just wish I knew how to put the photo on here. She's a keeper my missus - she was a locksmith in Thailand. Our 10 y.o. daughter loves horses, but hates snakes - horses don't like 'em much either - and, it is illegal to kill snakes in NSW Oz !
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If it is any help, there is a small book called something like 'A Guide to Thai Law' (in English) which used to be available at both DK bookshop and Suriwong Book Centre at a cost of 250 baht (both shops are in CMai but may have branches elsewhere). The book covers all sorts of common subject matter and importantly, the statute fines for various offences.
Most of those fines were, not surprisingly, tiny by western standards. Can't find my copy or I'd look for you. However, I bought a hill-tribe crossbow in CMai for 150 baht some years ago and had a lot of fun with it. Suspect it is a grey area though. Cheers !
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Gotta agree with you Captain Monday, less than a mile/1600 metres and poor viz, go elsewhere sounds good. I also learnt in a C 152 - great little aircraft and many commercial airline pilots (I was never one of those) started in them. For the record, that plane that crashed in Phuket was not TG - it was an MD 82 (a sort of DC 9?) belonging to the now defunct Orient Thai Airlines - a budget start-up, nothing to do with the national carrier. They bought 14 old MD82 aircraft from Japan Airlines and managed to get a few of them flying again. Whenever planes took off or landed at CNX from Hang Dong direction, they flew over my house in Saraphi and I saw these loud MD 82's daily. The plane that crashed in Phuket was being flown by an Indonesian pilot, who had already twice done a go-around, as the driving rain made viz terrible. He attempted a third landing, but at full speed and touched down halfway down the runway. No chance of stopping at all. It ran off the end of the runway and exploded in flames. The airport controller was not in attendance and many said that the airport should have been closed till the storm had ceased. A load of backpackers died. As for CNX smoke - on a Silk Air flight from Sing to CNX a few years ago in peak burning season I heard the pilot, who had an Aussie accent, announce "we will be landing at Chiang Mai airport in about ten minutes," and then, a pause and ever so quietly, (but heard by many on board) "if I can see it" ! Really (Jing Jing) !
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I am sorry Yinn, but after living in Thailand for over twenty-five years, learning to speak all three dialects of Thai near perfectly and, learning to read and write Thai - (I said near-perfect, but not fluent, as I can never be a native speaker) - you are completely wrong this time. I worked with both the Thai army (RTA) and the border patrol (Tor Chor Dor) as a visiting army Officer for six years in the 1990's. They all called me "tahaan bok, lop pee-set" which translated loosely means "army, special forces". I never ever felt offended by this. Both Mr Smith and Spider-man are absolutely correct in their summing up of Thai men. I have many Thai male friends, but almost none of them are mature mentally and my wife has a CMU educated hi-so best friend whose Thai-Chinese husband is "a class act" himself. If you do not understand the expression "a class act," then I, too, was being sarcastic. Nobody and I repeat nobody in the "real world" would even consider murdering anyone, or driving over someone, just because their washing was taking up too much space in the Soi or because their cooking stinks. The Thai man in this case just "lost it, Thai-male style" ! Just as the others have said - women are not clever and men are not strong. Everyone is an individual, however in Thailand, men behave like little boys well over 60% of the time, "because they can" and are almost never punished at all, for often terrible crimes. Just look at the red Bull guy, or the policeman/politician's son Duangtawan, who allegedly shot a man dead in cold blood in a disco in Bangkok, in full view of 600 people, including several farang witnesses. He ran away, with 'daddy' (or someone) providing him with dozens of one-use mobile phones, until the heat died down over a year later. It is a sad reflection on their poor up-bringing and, a sad reflection on your totally failed society. I know you are biased Yinn because you are Thai, but I still wonder sometimes how you won POY, over NCC ! (Cheers)
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I lived in Thailand for twenty-five years and I saw it all. I am sure that you will simply be fined for such a tiny amount. If they deport you (and I doubt that they will), just go with the flow and chill out on Tinos ,or any other cheap island back home for a while. I speak Greek (and Thai) very well and lived in Athens over thirty years ago, when finishing my law-major degree at the Deree College. I know why you are stressing - the penalties in Greece for possession of even a bit of weed are huge. It is nothing like that in statute law here. Stop stressing and let your lawyer do their job. As others have said, dress neatly, no long hair, be polite and all will end well - "ohi problemo" (no problem). You can also have a laugh, on me. On his last day in Greece in 1988, my then 13 y.o. son got a bag of "canabouri" (cannabis seeds) from the supermarket (they are sold as parrot food in Greece and are legal) and he scattered them all through the gardens in our wealthy Greek suburb. He only told me at the airport - in the following spring it sprouted all over the place. Kept the gardeners busy, pulling it all out to avoid the "Astynomia" (police). "Stini Yassas" (Cheers mate) !
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In the twenty-five years odd that I lived in Thailand I have nothing but fond memories of Hua Lamphong station. Must have caught the Nakornping Special Express from here to C Mai at least forty times. I loved the old train with the "hole in the floor" toilet. (Exciting to use at speed). In second class (fans) the windows opened too and folks would sell you things at various stations - even cold beer ! A bygone era and the air was a hell of a lot cleaner then too.
Backwards and forwards CM to BKK by sleeper train in 2012, when doing the migration thing to bring the Mrs to Oz was not really the same, but we had a baby to look after. No shortage of things to buy or foods to eat in that station. Hope they don't just pull it down.
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Don't even consider Chiang Mai - and BKK is now almost as bad, as is everywhere in LOS. I have already said it on other forums so many times now. I lived in LOS for 25 years - the air just got worse and worse - locals in denial say "oh, it is only REALLY bad for 3 or 4 months" Air purifiers ? - utter rubbish ! Six years ago I moved my Thai wife and then 3 y.o. daughter to Oz to escape the foul air pollution in Thailand. My voice had gone funny, like a lady boy, but worse. Just after arrival I was diagnosed with laryngeal cancer (T1) from 'exposure to air pollution PM 2.5' and the Dr said I was his fourth "victim ha ha patient" ex LOS to present with the exact same thing ! Four months of more radiation than the Lord Mayor of Hiroshima got, saved me. I was in my fifties, very fit and never smoked in my life. If any of you reading this have children and you can afford to leave LOS - "GET OUT NOW". (The truth often hurts). Yesterday, after speaking with her family in LOS on skype, the Mrs turned to our 9 y.o. and said "Daddy saved your life (and hers) by getting us out of Thailand" (in English, as our daughter doesn't speak a word of Thai). She was so right. I loved what LOS used to be - but it is now a toxic time bomb. Who would have thought that thirty years ago ?
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Been married to my Thai lady for twenty years - our daughter is 10 and doesn't speak Thai, apart from "Chun phut Thai mai Dai" (I can't speak Thai) which I taught her, as Thais here in Oz keep asking her stuff in Thai ! We moved to Oz six years ago after I was diagnosed with laryngeal cancer, caused by breathing the "air" in C Mai for over twenty years. Got cured here (radiation). We live in a drought-free high-rainfall area with lovely clean air and wifey grows every Thai vegetable or fruit she wants, all now well established, on our little farm. She has Thai lady friends too and ours is a fantastic marriage as we both love the same things in life, including living in the bush. She says she is NEVER going back to Thailand to live ever and, she means it. She is about to get her Oz citizenship and then we plan on travel overseas during school holidays. We sold our home in C Mai before we left - it took over a year to sell and "we lost a million baht" according to the wife, (but we actually made a small profit). So, I appreciate how hard it is to leave Thailand after being 'dug-in' for so many years. I have been back twice for dental work, but I won't be going back again until it is time for my daughter to get her first Thai ID card (can't get it in Oz) - she has her Thai passport but she will need the card to get the new passport after she turns 18. In short - the wife loves it here in Oz and has told her mum that in no uncertain terms. She says her mum (who we support financially) understands this. The missus wants to visit Vietnam, as "the food there looks nice". I had an Oz wife 35 years ago - my Thai missus is far superior in all aspects - I am so lucky !
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On the way back from Gulf War No 1 we had a stopover in Bahrain ? and some of my platoon decided to buy watches.
A couple of us bought 'Breitling' dress watches - really flash with a gold trim and band. $1300 USD each from memory. My mate did not get one and has hassled me ever since about it. Fast forward ten years, married to a Thai lady and doing a visa run to Burma. Missus sees the same (but obviously fake) watch and after haggling she bought two of them for 600 baht. The local selling them told her he buys them "by the kilo" ! Gave one to my mate and he bought me a case of my favourite ale. He still has his and it still works. The other one conked out just after we got back to C Mai.
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Hey Britmantoo, we left six years ago. I always used a married Non-O and just stamped out every 3 months, for 20 years, so I do not know what a PM 30 is. We owned the house I built in Saraphi - we sold it a million under what the lady of the house wanted, but we got out. It turned out I had throat cancer from the <deleted> called "fresh air" in CM, after breathing it for twenty years or so - (I don't smoke). Radiation therapy for months in Oz saved me. I got an email today from a friend who lives in Sansai, who when I asked about the air quality said "oh its pretty good out here in Sansai - we are away from the worst of it" ! You have just confirmed to me that he is living in denial, just like so many others. My Thai missus has permanent residency now in Oz and says "she is NEVER going back". She told our 9 y.o. daughter today, when we were at the beach, that "daddy saved your life getting us out of CM" and, she means it. I actually really pity those who either live in denial or, have no other options left because of family commitments or finances. After 23 years plus I will always remember my happy life in LOS but Thailand is, sadly now in my opinion, ruined. As someone posted today - "they don't want us expats in LOS any more". I just feel so much pity for all the poor Thai friends (and the odd farang that I liked too) that I left behind in CM, who will never, ever, escape the poisonous air. At least, the Thais don't have to jump through ever changing rules in order to stay !
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One trip only on one of these licenced coffins-on-wheels in 1996, CM to Fang, was enough - as Sticky Wicket says, to convince me "NEVER AGAIN" ! Never got there - he stopped at Mae Malai market for fuel and I and a Thai girl I was chatting with in cum-muang (northern Thai) jumped out. She yelled "pa-sart" - meaning nuts or crazy, to the driver.
(At least four near-misses in the last twenty kms.) Like S. Wicket (?), I used to jump out of perfectly sound aircraft whilst in the army and I consider that with all my training, it was far far safer than ever getting in a Thai-driven minivan. Ticket to a near-death-experience is more like it. At the time there was a bonus though - the young lady ended up staying with me for months !
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Whatever you do, don't breath in ANY of the dust when cutting/grinding these manufactured granite bench tops - it causes terminal lung disease and or cancer. There are now dozens of young home builders/renovators in Oz who have been diagnosed with this type of lung disease, as once this dust gets inside your lungs, it can't get out. Even a sniff of it is really bad. Been in the papers in Oz a lot lately. Wear an N95 mask and you should be OK. If only 1mm, really coarse wet and dry sandpaper, say 40 or 60 grade and keep it wet, might do the job, but expect a sore arm ! Cheers !
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ChipButty is correct - there is a huge army camp at Lop Buri, which is home to much of their army special forces battalion. I spent time there whilst on an exchange posting to Thailand for several years in the early nineties. It includes free-fall parachute and commando units. That weapon looks like a suppressed nine mm and yes, the Thais do have them at special forces level. To randomly shoot innocents though makes it almost sure ya-ba or similar was a factor. For those wondering about the injured foreigner - I was in Thailand in 1992 when the RTP opened fire with M16's on students protesting in BKK, killing dozens of people. One young Swede, a medical student, took two in the back as he was running away from the noise - an innocent victim, shot whilst going to an ATM. He just was in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was hospitalised for six weeks and was discharged in a wheel chair, partially paralysed. The hospital waved his bill. You guessed it - when his father got him to DM airport, he was FINED for a months' overstay ! He showed me his back scars several years later - the bullets had hit about a cm each side of his spine. Very lucky to survive that. Amazing Thailand - it's my bet he won't forget LOS, ever.
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Oh - and for those who want to know about his health. If he ever needed to see a Doctor, old David went to Mae Taeng hospital and the lovely old lady there, who knew his wife and also his financial situation, would see him but put it on his Thai wife's medical record. Which is why in future years when someone looks at those records, they will see that in 2003 MRS Gaewboonrung Smith had a small cyst removed, from her left testicle. Not all Thais in government jobs are insincere - many are very caring folk. (David assumed anyone reading the records would perhaps think he had married a ladyboy) !
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I guess this chap successfully beats my late best-friend and well known (in C Mai anyway) author 'Mae-Taeng David', who successfully lived in LOS for 24 years, including his last 8 years and nine months on overstay. He only chose that option after the Taksin govt decided to change the rules to "kick out those they considered riff-raff" i.e. poorer farang, including people like him who had ALWAYS complied with the law and ALWAYS had a lawful Non-O (married visa).
He survived on a small pension from the UK (ex Royal Marines) plus his lawful Thai wife worked every day, peeling garlic for 80-120 baht or, in any other menial job. He did a quarterly visa-run to Penang, or Burma or Laos until one day, a rude female IO in Vientiane informed him that "this will be your LAST visa, as we are getting rid of all the people like you out of our country". Always polite, speaking Thai with a cockney accent, he asked in Thai "what about my wife" ? Lady just snubbed him. He returned home to Mae Taeng, very bitter. The irony is the Border Patrol regularly called upon him to teach English for 200 baht an hour - and, they did so right up until he had a stroke and died, at the age of 66 in 2008 ! JAG - he too used to laugh at all the medal ribbons the locals wore - one day we saw a postmaster with SAS para wings ! God Bless You David. I bet he is looking down right now and laughing at all the who-ha over the 83 y.o. overstayer. But his record is now gone and so is he. One of nature's real English gentlemen.
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Well done bluemoonpattaya ! As I wrote on another post yesterday about this horrible event, I am a retired UXO technician and explosives Officer with 30+ years in the army working with stuff that went bang. I have looked at this video several times, trying to get an idea of what went wrong, apart from him leaning over it. Then you hit on it - It is probably upside down ! The device he set off is known as a Chinese mortar, or star-shell. Ex infantry will know all about them. It has TWO explosive devices inside - the first is a smaller propellant charge, which when lit then sets off a primary explosion that launches the main explosive, about 250g of compressed gunpowder in a lacquered cardboard ball (about cricket ball size) hundreds of feet into the air, where it then bursts in the second explosion. Iron filings etc make it pretty. It is commercial grade. If set off upside down, the entire thing becomes a huge bomb, as the projectile (and its' energy) can't be released so it all goes off at once. The only good thing to come from this terrible incident is that no innocent bystanders were injured. Rest in peace young man - (it would have been swift.)
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In NSW Oz where the family and I now reside, the first offence for Low-Range DUI since May 2019 is automatic suspension of licence for three months plus $591 AUD fine, on the spot. A mid-range costs you $2K+ and high range $3k+. Second offence at mid or high range is a hefty fine PLUS nine months in prison or one year in prison respectively. Pubs are now a no-go thing in the bush if driving - I see the police RBT in the same spot every other day, as we live on top of a hill overlooking the highway. Drivers approaching can't see them though, until the last second. They still catch those idiots who won't change, also for drug-driving, as ganja use is rife in this area. Thai missus loves watching it - she reckons it is better than watching television. She says she feels safe here, trusts the police and will never leave - she is right. Driving is generally a pleasure. The pure clean air is a bonus.
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We (the missus) had our beautiful 2 storey air-con 4br 2bath with solid teak doors house on big land with lumyai (longan) orchard in Saraphi (built it 2008) on the market for nearly a year for 2.5 mill baht. It was built to cyclone/typhoon safety standards and had high grade electrics too. Had many Thai lookers, but most were just tyre-kickers who wanted to see how a farang lives, or dreamers who had no money and could never get a loan, as they were already in debt to their eyeballs. We ended up taking 1.53 mill cash in 2013, which was a bargain for the Chinese-Thai lady manager of Singha brewery CM who bought it. (We had to sell, as I needed urgent cancer treatment in Oz). We still made about 100k baht profit, but it hurt to let it go so cheap. The lady re-sold it 4 years later for 2.4 mill baht. I went to look at it last year whilst in CM - the new owner had sold off the orchard which was now 6 tiny townhouses and, had repainted it bright red with gold trim - it looked butt ugly, almost like a temple. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it seems. Best of luck with your sale and move south. Cheers !