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53 minutes ago, keithkarmann said:

If a farang did that he would end up in jail. What punishment for the monk?

He will be disrobed . Oh but that has already been done . Self disrobement , could be catching . Naked monks everywhere.

2 hours ago, KhunBENQ said:

Suriraya wanted to impress Pim Siri with his racing skills.

Went wrong.

Will she rethink the relation?

Will he learn anything from it?

Just what I thought reading the headline , Pim needs a new boyfriend , and one that can keep 4 wheels on the road.

12 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

We had cow's liver, mashed potatoes and swede or turnip......to my recollection......every single day. 

There was not much of any merit to be said about the Private school my Bruv. and myself got sent to.

School dinners , mash with bullet peas and fat with gristle on top . So foul my mother told the head witch I was a vegetarian.  Friday was sausage pie beans and chips.  The head witch removed the pie and left me with beans and chips.

Who said school days were the happiest days of your life never ate at Radnor House Redhill.

On 5/14/2023 at 7:35 PM, BritManToo said:

Coffee and tea are made with boiling water.

So it should be nearly boiling when served.

Can't quite agree with you there .Boiling water on tea is good as opens up the leaves but boiling water on coffee burns the coffee IMHO .

On 5/14/2023 at 7:29 PM, BritManToo said:

laa-tay rawn ...... not that hard to say.

I never have trouble getting a hot coffee Brit.  Just what I say , so automatic , Cappu. rawn. 2 words .

1 hour ago, Reginald Prewster said:

Mae Hong Son 

270 Km/ 1864 Curves

Been there, done that (with Certificate.)

 

Bikers know where I am talking about... 

Yes a good ride to MHS.  Only been once , about a fortnight after getting my Honda Forza so a brilliant ride.

On 5/6/2023 at 4:09 PM, josephbloggs said:

Yeah, I can't watch anything with canned laughter, it just ruins it. Not sure why most American "comedies" need it other than them not being funny.

I have liked Married with chidren for years but I do get sad/annoyed when after a witty comment one has to wait 'til the laughing stops before they carrying on.

Basil Faulty would have none of it.

1 hour ago, Henryford said:

"Poor lighting" obviously the cause of the accident. Maybe he didn't turn on his headlights !!

Not forgetting that he might have been unfamiliar with the road or possibly fell asleep. These things don't help.

4 hours ago, Henryford said:

Please, i just paid 1600 for mine, looks genuine.

After my first holiday here I bought a fake Rolex . On arriving home the thing ground to a stop so I went to a watch shop and asked for my Rolex to be cleaned. Chap said if he sent the watch to Rolex it would come back smashed . I replied  " I hope it's not a fake I paid 12 quid for it ".

21 hours ago, Dmaxdan said:

I know that some people might not believe this but not everyone has their phone in their hand 24 hours a day. If you are someone who actually has a life then a quick flick of the wrist to check the time is, and will always be the way to go.

So agree Dmax. I have a watch which could well be the best I have ever had. A casio it has a yellow face , gold numbers and gold hands , if out and about on my bike I can tell the time with just a glance.

21 hours ago, Almer said:

I put the fan outside and blew the cooler air into the house to cool it down  the walls have been so hot the poor air con has had a job keeping up. 

Just what I did last night. It was pouring with rain , lightning , thunder , lights on the blink. Put the fan by the door , so much cooler outside the house. but I do like a storm at night .

20 hours ago, huangnon said:

Have seen a couple of ruined "Sunday Roast" dinners being dumped unceremoniously over the heads of guys who opted to stay in the pub after a few jars too many. ????

FAF, until it happens to oneself. Probably..????

Yep , chap comes home well refreshed at 2pm Sunday. Is my dinner hot he asks.  Should be wife replies its just been put on the fire !

54 minutes ago, Asquith Production said:

I just wonder why an incident that happened over a month ago involving some guy who as gone out for a drink and his wife can't contact him is newsworthy 

So true but  go girl show the bludger who's boss.

and I quote from snoop.  the Chinese media has portrayed Thailand negatively as a tourist destination since the legalisation of cannabis use.      WHY for 'eavens sake. it's not like guns are now legal .

10 hours ago, London Lowf said:

My local Big C put (very helpful) English translations on all of the shelf labels - not sure about Lotus's, but 7-11 don't bother to do that.

 

At my local 7/11 up here in the styx on leaving I hear ' Thank you for shopping have a nice day. '. I wonder what the locals make of it .

I think I read years ago that Adam was AB Eve was AB negative and YYY Delilah .

I wonder if the driver has a Specsaver near him , should he be able to see his way there.

12 hours ago, bignok said:

2005 and 2007 were the hottest years in Thailand for me.

Why do tell , what did you get up too ?

2 hours ago, PETERTHEEATER said:

And the cause of death was jealousy.. The opening statement makes no sense, perhaps an auto-translation. As to Net Idle I used to date a girl who was bone idle.

I was thinking a net idol was catch net on the side of a river that had nothing in it.

3 minutes ago, sammieuk1 said:

That's my Scoopy told no stunts or wall of death for a week ????

' Hang on scoopy , scoopy hang on '.

41 minutes ago, giddyup said:

Why buy a new door when he can just cover the vent?

That's what I did , a piece of hardboard and 8 small screws.

56 minutes ago, Cricky said:

I'd say his parents are losers just like this guy.

 

Maybe his father doesn't know him and his mother doesn't want to know him .

Anyone know why certain young ladies in the '60s were called bits of crumpet ?

Hot , full of holes filled with butter. Hardly ! Or maybe I mixed with thr wrong girls.

You would think the Old Bill would at least give them masks to wear , don't they wear masks in China?