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2 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

“I was driving at 80 km/hour. The area does not have enough lights and there was some rain. I did not see the tourists.”

 

Sounds like an admittance of negligent driving to me - years ban and pay the hospital fees

What an excuse eh.  Not enough street lighting then add some rain to the mix.  I wonder if a ban would have any affect .

2 hours ago, Lucky Bones said:

I think a lot of praying is to do with the next life?

Personally I try to concentrate on my current life.

If I stuff something up, hopefully I learn from it rather than read a buddha book and then go and do exactly the same thing.

Merit, like sex during a dry period, is terribly over-rated.????????

Still getting my head round a dry period , sounds disgusting.

1 hour ago, Sparktrader said:

Demigirl? No Demiboy? They missed one

Demi Moore .

Brake fail , wet road and now snake had it in for me. Maybe it was a wet road and she couldn't see through the wind screen due to bad vipers.   Well it made me larf !

On the right of my monitor are Nike airforce 1 shoes advertised so why not turbo prop trainers.

3 hours ago, ThaiFelix said:

Oh I thought the Textron T-6C Texan II turboprop trainers were some kind of running shoes that Thai pilots wore for doing a runner after they crash.

Exactly what I thought , Then i thought maybe they are some sort of baby under crackers with a fancy name.

1 hour ago, thaibeachlovers said:

B & W tv was ok. The Avengers was great till it went colour, then they must have changed the writer or something as I didn't like it any more. Dr Who was better with Patrick Troughton when it was B & W.

Many of the greatest British movies were in B & W, IMO.

Your last sentence  T.  The other day I watched Whistle down the wind , a young Hayley Mills , about 1961 . Quality was good and altogether an excellent film , if it was in colour , or even worse re-made it would in my opinion not worth watching.

A worker inside just had time to send a message  , Save our soles .

1 hour ago, jacko45k said:

A brightly coloured one (HiVis), might prevent one being hit by a truck... might!

I like that. A HiVis coat might stop you being hit by an HGV .

Sounds like a Thai Soapy , you know the sort , rubber knife , gun pixalated out. Fatty v Thinny.

13 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

No, white is non-coloured. 555

Interesting .  Remember B & W televisions or coloured.

1 hour ago, oldies1 said:

AND .... I'm like she's not like into this, like ...  CRINGING...THE WORST !!!

Reminded me , remember ' I mean like , we could stay home like , or like go out like .'  Did this come from the '80s ?  Oh and I am 75 years young , AGHH !

On 11/10/2022 at 11:17 PM, scorecard said:

What about 'slightly pregnant'?

Why not say ' I porked the wife last night so she could be up the duff and she could be slightly pregnant '. Mixed metaphors.    ' Woke up , got out of bed ...............' Beatles .

On 11/10/2022 at 6:27 PM, 2baht said:

Agreed, women get pregnant!

I agree with your Agreed.  If a chap seaid to me We are pregnant I would have to reply " Can I be there when you give birth ". " Oh and congrats. on your being pregnant same time as the wife ".

I mean really !

21 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Does that happen when the beaver gets a cut while being shaved....asking for my friends porcupine.

Seriously for a moment , where does Beaver for a ladies front toilet come from ? I get beef curtains and hairy clam but Beaver.

33 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

Yes Thais do like high pressure ???? .

Scoot and Wave tyres i do at home with foot pump.

 

My big bike and truck i do at the PTT garage and check with gauge and their pump is very accurate.

Yes , I have a hand pump at home Tyres on the Forza checked once a week ,if the bike is at GWH for a service I tell them to leave the tyres alone. They tend to add air whether needed or not.

There must be a lucky rotterly number here. 6/11/2022 , village number 12 . 6pm.

See how the Mighty X has fallen.

2 hours ago, jacko45k said:

Not the first time I have heard of such an incident.....got a camera on the reception area maybe?

They had a camera....'til someone stole it.

And there was I thinking Junk was a Chinese boat . Oh then junk became a chaps front downstairs outlet pipe.

On 10/28/2022 at 3:44 PM, Mac Mickmanus said:

What , you wont be happily singing along to the words in the song : "Its the season to be jolly tra la la la la " ?

I was just thinking how long 'til father xmas appears outside Lotus along with ' Dingen ben , dingen ben dangles all the way '.

On 11/1/2022 at 3:25 PM, newnative said:

Dogs and condos. . . no.

Me and condos No.

Why are road rollers still called steam rollers ? Is that little diesal roller going flat out?

.........................stabbed Mr Jaroen to death.  Jaroen later surrended to police.  Am I missing something here ?

11 minutes ago, Guderian said:

Interesting, and do you know who Mohamed Atta is? Just curious.

Nope.