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Humpy

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  1. Lax Law !! What Law ? Children on m/c's, 10 year olds riding electric scooters around town, traffic controlled by teenage students wearing green overalls and black berets as other students leave the school gates to cross the road.... not a policeman in sight. Four or five on a m/c ,no problem ! Roundabout sign 1 meter from the roundabout near our local town. Police busy sitting in gold shops playing with their phones. Pickup trucks, clearly unsafe for use, are waved through police check points leaving the police in a cloud of black smoke. Dumper trucks with dustbin sized exhausts, no numberplates visible and spilling their overloaded contents, are clear to go through the check points. Very few drivers know how to use a roundabout. Time for the local police chiefs to get a grip of thier men.
  2. I have been keeping 25 and 50 satangs in a pot for ages. The pot now weighs over 2kg...... will the bank accept this ?
  3. Come on Donald, you can do it !
  4. ''So far, 5% of these inspected buses have been identified as defective '' ....... perhaps the owners were not making the brown envelopes fat enough ... just a thought !.
  5. Perhaps the small cucumber and banana sellers should watch out !
  6. Which member of the school staff orders the buses ? The bus that caught fire was 56 years old and converted to compressed gas and was perhaps cheap to rent !!
  7. So the police jumped in the lorry and checked the brakes did they ?!! Are the lorries tested after these 'brake failures ?..... if so are the results published ?..... silly questions !!!!
  8. So these villas sprung up overnight, which must have surprised the local Ampur officials !!
  9. Just sitting on a laps. As a judge would ask '' Did you actually see the .....,. enter the ...... ?
  10. Just seen the video....... why was he not polite and ask them to move...... what harm were they doing ?
  11. Makes sense... but nobody is listening.
  12. How have I managed all these 84 years without any invisible means of support ? Show me religion and I show you wars, strife and poverty, hunger etc etc.
  13. Mr Starmer, please think about us poor expats who are still paying tax to fund yours and the rest of your gangs' expenses accounts. each month.
  14. She probably arrived there in her electric car..... which was charged with electricity from the coal/oil or gas powered stations !!!
  15. I'm sure the Pattaya police will soon be making arrests ....... the getaway m/c reg plates are clearly seen in the Webfact video !!
  16. Good to know that these high-ranking police were on duty at 4am.... ''Responders, including high-ranking officers and forensic teams, quickly arrived at the chaotic scene ''. Pity we can't have police controlling the traffic as hundreds of school kids exit the school gates at 3 in the afternoon !! instead of a few school kids in green overalls and black berets trying to control the traffic .
  17. How about cracking down on all m/cs ?
  18. Oh dear ! so when they had their truck's yearly test the examiner missed the black smoke.... damn !!
  19. Is the policeman wearing the helmet laughing ? I notice there are no police present when the kids leave school and jump on motorbikes and head for home. Ooops ! sorry I forgot that teenagers wearing black berets and dark green overalls control the traffic as the riders leave , five on a m/c and the 'driver' holding a drink in one hand !!! Who cares ?..... little will change, so the chances of controlling electric bike riders is vertually nil !!! TIT.
  20. ''Motorbike breaks traffic rule '' ..... I think it might have been the rider's fault not the motorbike's.
  21. I have a State and a Military pension totalling Baht 80,000 a month. What Thai Tax will I have to pay ?
  22. Surely the police should be kicking them in the head !!!.... they do in Manchester airport !!!😃
  23. Should have been 20 years....
  24. How can I tip the Go Go dancer with a digital wallet ?........ perhaps a QR code tattoo on her bum might be an idea !!
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