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13 minutes ago, Assurancetourix said:
The original one is much bigger ; I'll send it to you by PM
If you use it privately, no problem; otherwise I would like you to say or write that it is mine.
ATX on thaivisa
That's all .Great stuff.
I want to use it as a background pic for my computer. Also I will try to get a hard copy to put on the wall in the house.
For the hard copy, I would put the origin in the bottom corner. Just PM me with what you want on it.
Thanks AT.
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9 hours ago, Odysseus123 said:
Talking about owls...
My wife has been rather distressed because an owl has been visiting our place recently in the deep of the night...and it is true that a little old lady has died quite recently in the town house opposite from us.
I just remembered Ody'. In the middle east owls can tell what religion people are. They can differentiate between Christians, Jews and Muslims.
Evidently, in some parts of the middle east, there are different religious groups just a stone's throw from each other. The owls frequent the Jewish and Christian area more because they feel safe. The Muslims will eat the owls.
It is changing however and different religious groups have been meeting to discuss the owl dilemma. A lot of Muslims now see the owl, a vermin hunting bird, as more valuable alive than dead.
In China, they eat them. Sad!
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Had a similar problem as the OP.
If you reinstall windows through the 'windows recovery option', you will not lose your files. However, you will have to reinstall all the apps that are non-original, as the process will chuck them out.
Hope this helps.
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6 hours ago, Odysseus123 said:
Talking about owls...
My wife has been rather distressed because an owl has been visiting our place recently in the deep of the night...and it is true that a little old lady has died quite recently in the town house opposite from us.
Owls have special powers.
Fly silently.
They have developed special hearing.
Can see in the dark.
Highly intelligent.
In some parts of the world they are regarded as an omen. I think the little lady is right to be distressed.
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I think the biggest problem is not being able to 'burp'.
Sleep on your left side and as soon as you are woken up with the uncomfortableness of it, sit up and burp. Then have a good swig of water.
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32 minutes ago, Kadilo said:I took a photo, almost identical the other day of my father on the top rung of the ladder lancing the top of his caravan not holding onto anything apart from the lance, spraying it with water. Mum at the bottom holding the ladder like it was gonna stop him falling.
About a year ago he fell off a wooden set ladders doing pretty much the same thing. Laid up for weeks. How he didn’t die or break his back god only know knows. What has he learnt? <deleted> all.......but now he does it on some Aluminium ones cos obviously it was the wood that did it!
I went for a walk and tried to pretend it wasn't happening. Any advice would of been scoffed at. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks and all that.
On a serious note you would be surprised how many accidents I’ve seen offshore with people working off ladders etc. Granted our rules are stricter than most.
I've had two lucky escapes here in Thailand.
First was on a push bike holding onto a three wheel taxi rail with one hand; freewheeling. The front wheel (of the bike) went down a hole and I went over the top. Hurt my leg bad but no bones broken. Had to go to the docs, every few days, for six weeks, to get the fluid out with a big syringe.
The other when I caught my hand in a belt drive, while pumping water out of a pond. Again no bones broken, but a lot of skin loss and stitches.
Both times I was fortunate. Don't take any chances now that I'm older, especially when dealing with roofs; safety first.
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5 hours ago, Kadilo said:Owl, Wearing sandals at the top of the ladder while working with no 3 points of contact........sacked
Wot!? Sacked!!!
Show me the rules. Never heard anything like it. Wot is this three points all about? Lick 'em and stick 'em then. Never did like this job; or you. Where's my bonus?
I'm off to the pub.
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Owl Log 02-04-2020
Been having terrible problems with my new computer. Yesterday the 'acer aspire 3' didn't want to open ANY USB (flash drive {FD}). I reckoned it was Windows 10 security fouling things up, so I tried to delete 'Norton virus protection' last night at seven. Wouldn't do it at all. After an hour I decided to abort the deletion. The computer stopped and would not restart. Kept returning a 'cannot access boot file'. I then completely rebooted and reinstalled 'Windows 10'. At ten thirty all was done.
This morning (with finger crossed) I tried each FD in turn. All seven worked except the original malfunctioning one; although the data is still on that FD. Back to square one.
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The roof hole has been fixed. Fortunately I could reach the hole with my long arms so no prob's; although it was a bit of a stretch. A bit dissapointed to find a chunk of ceramic floor tile up there. Mrs Owl knows who threw the nasty. Me too. And all because I changed the password to the wifi.
I used the ultra sticky silver tape for the repair. It has done a good job and much quicker and cheaper than replacing a whole section.
What a <deleted> pic that is. Too much light reflection.
Here's the tape. Ten baht a metre. No more buckets. No rain anyway. But I'm sure we will get some sometime this year.
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Don't yer just love eating snails? Sorry AT, but I'd rather put them into my pond. I did the last time the Misses splashed out on this delicasy; caused mayhem in the household. Anyway, the family feasted last night. I had snail on toast; with cheese. No vegemite though; finished ages ago! Ody',,, if you are coming over any time soon,,,.
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In an earlier post I mentioned that the family that live opposite us in the village had gone to live on their farm. Two young children and an oldie. Scared because the villagers, that have returned from BKK, Patts and Phuket, are just wandering around as if the virus is a joke. No masks either. What is the village boss doing??
They have a solar set up. But just one battery for storage. I wouldn't say they were 'roughing it', as half of Thailand lives like this, but no fridge running at night? Warm beer!? They keep ice packs in the freezer and move them to the fridge at night. In the daytime they have no worries.
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Milly was thrilled to have two flowers open up in her cat-fish pool. And another bud on the way.
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I am beginning to hate windows 10. Does computing have to be so difficult? I can go back to the early days when I was writing software and games for the 'Sharp MZ80k'. Just remembered; 'snake' and 'marathon man' were both my creation. Where's my royalties?
That's it for now.
Bye y'all.
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It's April fool's day now; as we are typing.
Breaking news: Thai's crack commando unit, under the direction of Cha Cha, has killed 69 viruses, and the submarines have run aground just off Pattaya.
It's obviously a joke. No-one would believe this stuff.
<deleted>. A tank has just pulled up outside.
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4 minutes ago, Bredbury Blue said:
"It is written by a City fan, so you may judge it as biased or not on some points depending on who you support, but he addresses the issue comprehensively and there's a lot to be learnt from it. It's a good read".
Bob, your apology will be accepted.
How you gonna feel BB? On City's first home game of new season, the announcement is "and the reigning champions take to the field;" proud or sympathetic towards Liverpool?
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7 minutes ago, faraday said:I wouldn't send away a valuable Flash Drive, given the mistakes that are often made here.
Have you asked on computer subforum here?
Btw, I love this thread, it's very interesting.
Where exactly did you buy the Eucalyptus seedlings?
Thanks for that advice. I will ask on the TVForum computer section.
Ban Dung has just four main roads leading in and out. The two southern ones and two northern ones. To the north take the main road out; leading to Fao Rai or Kham Chanod. Before the end of the salt fields (about 2k) there is a display of trees on the left. These trees are in excellent shape and at 2 Bart each are as cheap as what you could get.
Further along, again on the left, and about 12k from Ban Dung there is a large euca whole seller. He has 1000s of trees on display. Cost four, five or six Bhat. In my opinion; these are not such good value, but they are up to half metre in height, and success rate , in planting should be 100%.
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5 hours ago, Odysseus123 said:Is anyone (apart from me) in modified lockdown yet?
We can only travel to the supermarket (single person only) and then return home.
Went into Ban Dung yesterday to get the pick-up MOTed and taxed. Virtually everyone had masks on, but it seemed like business as usual in the town itself. Big Care had only one entrance working and a crew of guys and gals taking temp's with the gun on forehead and - this is a new thing - no gel at the entrance but a lady spraying a mist of alcohol (I assume) all over customer's hands; front and back.
Went into a computer shop to try to get them to transfer all the data on a FD onto another. As I went in the lady behind the counter shouted out "mask". I stopped and put mine on property. They couldn't help, so I went to the next one along, where neither of the two guys had masks on. Still no good. The Flash Drive loads but then disappears. I'm at a loss what to do. It has hours of drawings for our (myself and Mildred) new cartoon project and simply hundreds of pages of text. I'm thinking I'll have to send it away. It is a Kingston, but an early FD.
Fixed the hole in the roof this morning. Found a big chunk of floor tile up there. That's got me thinking.
The people in the house opposite (seven of them) have moved to their farm for the duration of the virus. They have a solar cell system at the farm. I'll try to get a pic or two.
Still no rain. Some is forecast for next Monday. Getting desperate up here. But some farmer near us is optimistic as he is ploughing and scarifying, readying for rice. I'm thinking that the world's weather patterns are rapidly changing. Just can't tell what's in store.
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Plenty of jokes flying around.
But on a serious note; Thailand has been asked to supply a ladyboy for the International Space Station Project (ISSP).
However TAT sent back the message; "Ladyboys, not have in Thailand."
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On 3/30/2020 at 11:44 PM, samsensam said:
in london i lost my wallet containing money, cards and an annual travel card worth over a grand that anyone could have used, it was handed into the police and returned to me within 24 hours.
i lost my money belt and passport in tel aviv airport, i immediately returned to where i had been sitting and a guy was smiling as i approached and handed it back to me.
when i find wallets, etc. i always hand them in.
A friend of mine lives in Dagenham. She left her bag on a bus. In it was her mobile, her money all her bank details and her passport. She was distraut. Cried all night.
Next morning there was a knock on her door. A couple of young lads stood on the doorstep. "Can I help you?" "Anything else you don't want Misses?!" She burst into tears. From behind his back, one of the boys brought out the bag, and handed it to her. She looked shocked, but took the bag and looked inside. Everything was there. "That's so good of you boys. How can I ever repay you?" "It's OK Misses. Sorry we had to look through your stuff to find out where you lived." "Here, take this money lads." Handing over two 20 pound notes. "It's OK Misses. We don't want nothing." And with that they left on their cycles.
When they got 'round the corner they stopped and started laughing. "I'm glad we never told her." "Should we go back and break the news?" "No way. let's get read,,,,,,
How'd I get on this thread? Thought it was 'worst ever joke'?
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1 hour ago, rvaviator said:
Well in Dr Stranglove it was going to be Coalmines if I remember correctly .... I think they had a similar ratio ... W/M .... Not sure what would be most comfortable... in space or down a mine shaft .... ????
The ratio is about 6/7 women to one man. Then the children from couple 'x' have to mate with children from couple 'z'. and so on. Once this new human colony gets to about 2000, it's not so scientific, and the people can mate with who they want.
I'd go for the space station myself but,,,,,,,.
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16 minutes ago, RJRS1301 said:
Women often/sometimes have sex with women, heard of 3 somes??
Virus is found in bodily secrections
I'm not at all sure that women indulging in sex, pass on the covid virus through their body secretions.
I'm no expert on this; but Professor Pigeon is. I'll consult him and get back to the TVForum members.
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8 minutes ago, nervona81732 said:Your spot on. What's with all the laughs you got on that post? There is some real brain dead bar stool jockey's over here.
Have to forgive them.
Look how David Icke was ridiculed in his early years. Now he is the go to authority for truth.
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5 minutes ago, Antonymous said:
Surely won't be hard to find those 13 guys. Jeez, at least six women each for sex and never needing to do the cooking or cleaning.
And after the first round of babies they will need to change partners. Don't need no jealousy in the space station for sure.
As for selecting the guys, it could be difficult Antonymous. Remember there will only be 13 of them, and if they return to earth they will need certain attributes. Engineering and medical skills. The ability to light a fire with a stick of wood. Artistic types and perhaps a musician.
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11 minutes ago, Pravda said:
Please cite your source. Is it from the Owl Guardian or Owl Globe?
Very droll Pravda. An attempt at humour?
It will all unfold during this year.
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4 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:you know all the 87 women will have large breasts.
I do not know whether they will have large breasts, or the men big members. Obviously, their criteria will not necessarily be on physical attributes alone.
I must say NCC1701A, that virus mask - covering your face - looks awfully like a bar-girls undies.
Have you been approached?
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According to my sources, the virus will go around the world killing about 2% of humans. Then it will mutate and go round again. And again, and perhaps again. We are obviously not being informed about this. The hidden powers only want one billion people to do the work, while they pull/jerk the strings, like the puppet-master and his marionette. This virus is just a pilot for the future real deal.
Don't believe those that say that the population will be reduced to half-a-billion; just not enough people.
There is a big drive - as we type - to find suitable people to inhabit/populate the new planned International space station. A mix of races and ages (16 to 30). They want 87 women and 13 men. This is the optimal ratio for breeding from scratch.
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7 minutes ago, Phuketshrew said:lil Kim craving for attention again ....
Iran, Syria and now the virus have pushed him down the list. Just trying to move up the charts.
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On 3/28/2020 at 10:33 AM, Thechook said:
What's with the guys in white and black
Yes indeed!
I was under the impression that the Thai commandoes were shooting up the viruses.
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Got it AT. Thanks.
Blows up to near 300% before distortion.