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  1. 14 minutes ago, Assurancetourix said:

    I already sent you the original photo by PM; it is 6.4 Mb.
    Assurancetourix is only a pseudo; this is not my real identity :whistling: but if you want to add this nickname at the bottom of the photo; why not !
    ATX,  thaivisa's member, e.g.

    Got it AT. Thanks.

     

    Blows up to near 300% before distortion.

  2. 13 minutes ago, Assurancetourix said:

    The original one is much bigger ; I'll send it to you  by PM 

     

    If you use it privately, no problem; otherwise I would like you to say or write that it is mine.

    ATX on thaivisa
    That's all .

    Great stuff.

     

    I want to use it as a background pic for my computer. Also I will try to get a hard copy to put on the wall in the house.

     

    For the hard copy, I would put the origin in the bottom corner. Just PM me with what you want on it.

     

    Thanks AT.

  3. 9 hours ago, Odysseus123 said:

    Talking about owls...

     

    My wife has been rather distressed because an owl has been visiting our place recently in the deep of the night...and it is true that a little old lady has died quite recently in the town house opposite from us.

     

     

     

    I just remembered Ody'. In the middle east owls can tell what religion people are. They can differentiate between Christians, Jews and Muslims.

     

    Evidently, in some parts of the middle east, there are different religious groups just a stone's throw from each other. The owls frequent the Jewish and Christian area more because they feel safe. The Muslims will eat the owls.

     

    It is changing however and different religious groups have been meeting to discuss the owl dilemma. A lot of Muslims now see the owl, a vermin hunting bird, as more valuable alive than dead.

     

    In China, they eat them. Sad!

  4. 6 hours ago, Odysseus123 said:

    Talking about owls...

     

    My wife has been rather distressed because an owl has been visiting our place recently in the deep of the night...and it is true that a little old lady has died quite recently in the town house opposite from us.

     

     

     

    Owls have special powers.

     

    Fly silently.

    They have developed special hearing.

    Can see in the dark.

    Highly intelligent.

     

    In some parts of the world they are regarded as an omen. I think the little lady is right to be distressed. 

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  5. 4 minutes ago, Bredbury Blue said:

     

    "It is written by a City fan, so you may judge it as biased or not on some points depending on who you support, but he addresses the issue comprehensively and there's a lot to be learnt from it. It's a good read".

     

    Bob, your apology will be accepted.

     

    How you gonna feel BB? On City's first home game of new season, the announcement is "and the reigning champions take to the field;" proud or sympathetic towards Liverpool?

  6. On 3/30/2020 at 11:44 PM, samsensam said:

     

    in london i lost my wallet containing money, cards and an annual travel card worth over a grand that anyone could have used, it was handed into the police and returned to me within 24 hours.

     

    i lost my money belt and passport in tel aviv airport, i immediately returned to where i had been sitting and a guy was smiling as i approached and handed it back to me.

     

    when i find wallets, etc. i always hand them in.

     

     

    A friend of mine lives in Dagenham. She left her bag on a bus. In it was her mobile, her money all her bank details and her passport. She was distraut. Cried all night.

     

    Next morning there was a knock on her door. A couple of young lads stood on the doorstep. "Can I help you?" "Anything else you don't want Misses?!" She burst into tears. From behind his back, one of the boys brought out the bag, and handed it to her. She looked shocked, but took the bag and looked inside. Everything was there. "That's so good of you boys. How can I ever repay you?" "It's OK Misses. Sorry we had to look through your stuff to find out where you lived." "Here, take this money lads." Handing over two 20 pound notes. "It's OK Misses. We don't want nothing." And with that they left on their cycles.

     

    When they got 'round the corner they stopped and started laughing. "I'm glad we never told her." "Should we go back and break the news?" "No way. let's get read,,,,,,

     

    How'd I get on this thread? Thought it was 'worst ever joke'?

     

     

     

     

  7. 1 hour ago, rvaviator said:

    Well in Dr Stranglove it was going to be Coalmines if I remember correctly ....  I think they had a similar ratio ... W/M ....  Not sure what would be most comfortable... in space or down a mine shaft .... ????

    The ratio is about 6/7 women to one man. Then the children from couple 'x' have to mate with children from couple 'z'. and so on. Once this new human colony gets to about 2000, it's not so scientific, and the people can mate with who they want.

     

    I'd go for the space station myself but,,,,,,,.

     

     

  8. 5 minutes ago, Antonymous said:

     

     

    Surely won't be hard to find those 13 guys. Jeez, at least six women each for sex and never needing to do the cooking or cleaning.

    And after the first round of babies they will need to change partners. Don't need no jealousy in the space station for sure.

     

    As for selecting the guys, it could be difficult Antonymous. Remember there will only be 13 of them, and if they return to earth they will need certain attributes. Engineering and medical skills. The ability to light a fire with a stick of wood. Artistic types and perhaps a musician.

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