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It's only water! Soon drain away.
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4 minutes ago, flyingfox1 said:
Maybe he only said he was British coz he didn’t want to end up in kangaroo paper as everyone in oz would know about his antics here in thai ... seems only he has stated he’s on a British passport speaking with a auzzie voice ?
He was thinking he didn't want to give the Aussies a bad press.
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Just get them in the ring and let gold man and old farang sort it out. Weapons of choice. Winner takes all.
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+ Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, but not the wife.
+ Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
+ Despite the old saying, 'Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
+ Breasts are proof that men can focus on 2 things at a time.
+ What did fish smell of before women started going in the sea?
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22 hours ago, owl sees all said:
My wife likes mobile sex a lot; she puts it on vibrate and tells me to keep ringing her.
I'm home from work. "Hi love, I'm starving. Fish for dinner; smells so nice?!"
"That's my mobile; chicken tonight."
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I just can't understand it?
Thai man thumps 77 year old; farang accused of having sex in sugar field; Uk getting big boat ready for NK; Trump goes loopy; jokes all over the place but only a handful seem to know (or care) about the most important stuff!!!!!!!!
EPL back on line this week end!!
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4 minutes ago, wilai said:
OK you're in. Have a look at the pinned thread regarding rules and then download the prediction sheet for next weeks fixtures. I'll PM you an e-mail address to send them to. When you get it, send me the match you are most confident about. This will be your banker and gets double points. At the moment I've given you Soton v Newc.
Sorry. Got your name wrong Wilai.
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13 minutes ago, Lokie said:
Note having just checked info;
the Belgrano which at one point was on a Southwesterly course had changed and was heading South Easterly at time of order to fire being given from London (is what warships tend to do in times of conflict, change course regularly)
This was Maggie's own personal war. She over-rulled her war-cabinet's wishes continually (read the minutes). She knew that a win in the war would give her credibility and a longer time in office.
Tony Blair was taking note!!
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12 hours ago, wilai said:
You wanna be included every week? Obviously have a lot to catch up overall, but you can still join anyway.
If that is directed at me then thanks Willi.
The Liverpool lads need cheering up. The red half will be happy after today; the Blues??,,,,
If you don't start talking nice to me Willi i'll get off to the Man City thread; far more civialised.
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It's back to normal this w/e then guys.
Two weeks ago I was terrible; an off-day for me, with just 3 out of 10 with no perfect scores.
This week I've taken into account my past errors, injuries, and what some did for their countries in the last 14 days and I'm confident of getting all the scores correct this time 'round.
3-1 Liverpool v Man Utd
Eagerly awaited north west game. Biggest test for Man U thus far!!
2-0 Burnley v Irons
Burnley to continue their great form. Their defender James Tarkowski is a great find. Good for England.
0-4 Palace v Chelsea
The Blues will be stung by the deserved criticism in the City game. Palace need a weaker team to play to stop their rot.
4-0 Man City v Stoke
Go, go, go City. Another 4 goals. Maybe more!
1-1 Swans v Huddersfield
Draw all day long. Could be 0-0.
3-1 Spurs v Cherries
Superspurs to get off their Wembley mark.
1-3 Watford v Arsenal
I fancy Watford to score but lose. Richarlison is a fine player and will be with a 'big team' next season.
2-2 Seagulls v Ticklers
Just can't see either team winning this. Toffee supporters must be worse than pig sick so far.
1-1 Saints v Georgies
Draw all day (and night) long.
1-1 Leicester v WBA
Both teams started OK but have faded. Draw all over. Maybe 0-0 even.The only shock I can envisage is at Watford. Although a Hornet's win might not be a shock going by EPL placings.
Biggest game for me outside the EPL; Wolves v Villa. Two fallen giants of English footy. Their supporters must be looking at the teams in the EPL and asking; why and how?
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21 minutes ago, bazza73 said:
Jesus wept. That would have put me off sex for months.
It did. That's what got me and Mrs Owl off together on the right foot. I think it gave her a rest.
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Just now, talahtnut said:
Thats why you must 'Take a peek before you speak'.
How right you are!
Met a beauty on Pattaya beach. Took her back to the hotel. Put the shower on; she followed me in. SHE was a HE. Gave him 100 baht to go back to the beach. I sat shocked on the bed; "The best bit of stuff on Beach road and it was a feller."
Never mind; 'get back on the horse' so to speak.
Walked down Soi Chyapoom and met the wife. Buddah works in mysterious ways!!!!!!
Why didn't my mum warn me?
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We should never have sold Siam its freedom for that 2 million tons of rice. Might be in the first world now.
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14 minutes ago, talahtnut said:
You should also always have a look to see if she is wearing knickers.
Good point.
Knickers are important but not as much as what they cover up.
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5 minutes ago, oldhippy said:
The problem with putting posters on "ignore" is that it is often impossible to tell whether they are being sarcastical or just plain male chauvinist pigs.
I have not figured out talahnut, maejo, transam and many others yet, while bazza..... Oh well.
My mum pulled me aside one day when I was 16. "Son I have some things to tell you. Remember them and you will have a happy life."
Firstly; when a lady wears perfume it's because she is trying to cover up another not-so-nice smell - stink even.
Next; first thing to do when you meet a woman is look to see if she has underarm hair.
Lastly; never trust a woman who doesn't wear a cotton vest.
Of course I soon forgot and my miserable life took off.
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32 minutes ago, mauGR1 said:
I was thinking the same, although showing poor judgement in his actions, the old guy appears to be incredibly fit for his age.
He was obviously very upset. A gold shop boss!!
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+ I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
+ My wife likes mobile sex a lot; she puts it on vibrate and tells me to keep ringing her.
+ Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
+. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
+ A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
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+ Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
+ There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
+ Virginity can be cured.
+ Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
+ Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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19 hours ago, Golgota said:
So you re ready to fight for Thailand ?
What Thailand are we talking about. Ch-o-ch says go! go! go fight the reds. I say no way. The people of Isaan defending thenselves against BKK imperialists; I say give me my hoe.
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+ When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
+ Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
+ A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
+ Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
+ There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
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Sorry about this guys,,,,,,,,,,,
Trump was at a meeting with his inner circle. "I want to nuke that fat NK f-----r but I need a slogan; a war cry. Anyone got any ideas?" The room fell silent.
"Why don't we get that Tony Blair on the line?" Someone suggested. "He is good at that stuff. Tough on crime. Things like that."
"Hi, is that Tony Blair? That's good, Trump here, now give me a one liner that will galvanise the American people over Kin Jung."
"Mr Trump; what about 'weapons of mass destruction'?"
"Didn't we use that for Sadam? I don't think I could use that. Bush would not be happy. Never mind I'll make one up myself."
Next day he tweeted; 'Kim Jong Un has got a big bomb; but I've got a bigger one.'
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1 hour ago, Lokie said:
Without using www if memory serves me right HMS Conqueror was in contact over 24hrs with her but coming upon shallows which could have compromised her presence (think it was called Burwood Bank or something like that) if the Sub plotted an avoidance course around the bank it may have lost contact with the Belgrano, so this was relayed to Whitehall.... What do we do? The order was approved by Maggie 'Sink the Belgrano' the rest is history
In the Falklands documentary it does make the point that a peace plan had been tabled by Peru and the Belgrano was returning to base. Mrs Thatcher would have nothing to do with any peace plan; consistently over-rulling her ministers and advisor. At the time of the sinking the Americans were trying to broker a deal in Argentina.
In later interveiws it was made clear on numerous occasions that the soldiers felt they were fighting a politician's war.
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17 hours ago, oldlakey said:
The Belgrano was never capable of being a threat it should have been in the knackers yard years before
It could be tracked from miles away by a modern nuclear powered submarine
It had put about and was returning back to Argentina
Hence the decision to sink it was political and not military
As an Englishman not one of our proudest moments
The outcome of the war was not in doubt
The loss of life was totally unnecessary and achieved nothing
A good assessmant that I agree with.
Also worth noting that Independent journalists and reporters were not allowed to get their reports back unless they went through 'official' channels first.
I would be inclined to avoid your choice of words in Portsmouth.
Next time I'm in the town; I'll only talk footy.
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16 hours ago, oldlakey said:
The Belgrano was never capable of being a threat it should have been in the knackers yard years before
It could be tracked from miles away by a modern nuclear powered submarine
It had put about and was returning back to Argentina
Hence the decision to sink it was political and not military
As an Englishman not one of our proudest moments
The outcome of the war was not in doubt
The loss of life was totally unnecessary and achieved nothing
Just like being shot in the back in American wild west days!
Smoking ban: Hua Hin says 2,000 baht fine would be reasonable as "beach police" at the ready
in Hua Hin and Cha-Am News
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I heard about this too.
She eventually lost a leg and the fingers on her right hand. Had to have rectum surgery. Got the sack from her job. Her hubby divorced her. The children left. House was hit by tornado (no insurance).
Evidently she engaged a Thai lawyer to sue the horse owners, who after charging her 1,000,000 baht, dropped her as his client stating that the case was 'just too messy to continue'.
The last thing I heard was that she went to work on a horse farm where she got kicked in the one good leg, which then had to be amputated due to infection setting in. She died on her birthday going to Burger King on her customised skate-board.
Her headstone reads; "beware of horse poo poo."
Very sad tale from LOL.