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fondue zoo

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  1. Judging by the photo, and she is no doubt a lovely person, I suspect she is not unused to being handcuffed and her ponytail being gripped. She seems like a lot of fun.
  2. fingers crossed, it's a Calabi-Yau space
  3. take lovin' where you can find it, you're here for an eye blink in the ineffable schemes of things. Also, it's Thailand, fall down sink hole and or holes in general, toilet vipers, decapitating wires, light pole electrocution, bridge fall on you, ferris wheel falls over on you and or you out of, revenge killing because you look wrong, landslides, monkey attack, elephant attack, my point is the list is endless ... get your McLovin' in the Kingdom quick is all I'm saying
  4. I sense a furious response/thainess coming... I_sense_something_a_presence_I_ve_not_felt_since.mp4
  5. Yes, I hear a lot more spoon against the china these days while the newcomers slurp their soup, disgusting.
  6. No need, just aim the plane for some turbulence, problem solved. A nice wind shear should do the trick. Dummies.
  7. Australia
  8. I'm actually beloved, when my canopied palaquin is set down in front of the local 7/11 so that I may purchase a 30 baht americano (yes I am that cheap bastard), the love is palpable... from the soi dogs. I secretly feed them and the crows. Soon I shall raise a soi dog/crow army and then everyone is gettin' it.
  9. I suspect this isn't just in Thailand, many everywhere are very "heaty" and appear to go weapons hot over nothing. "You shame my family, you shame me, you have no right to make me feel this way for my dumbassery." blam blam stab
  10. Proposed book titles "The Odd Man and the Sea" "Seniors in Cyberspace: Tales of a Forum-Frolicking Farang" "A Tale of Two Pad Thais" "The Last Thai Bender" "The Pad Thai Diaries"
  11. Maybe get your city wide street garbage collection system working first hey? Two large stinking piles in Sukhumvit counted so far, day five and counting. Seemingly so desperate to be seen as a 'playa' at the big world table.
  12. Between this family and their shenanigans and the other family obviously attempting to media prep the prodigal son it's interesting times ahead.
  13. If it's urgent use Remitly, slightly more expensive, but delivers every time, any day, within an hour. I like Wise but they blame the bank and then Remitly sends the same amount almost immediately 5 minutes later.
  14. I only know the nouns for many foods and coupled with 10 fingers haven't starved yet. Of course the locals think I'm mentally impaired, oh and.. fat, can't forget the fat.
  15. Some musicians are famous not necessarily for their playing but for their place in time and impact they made.
  16. yay infinite universes, at least somewhere in existence I'm a world ruler/rock star god, exacting my petty revenge on any and all around me while somehow remaining beloved by all the ladies.
  17. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Stumbling Idiot, Hidden Regret
  18. What's the big deal, they clearly offer Live Sports.
  19. They had to walk that back fast.
  20. I knew that was you, I think it was the Christmas Special? At least I think it was a Christmas Special, it was just butts and elf hats. You know, now that I think about it, that probably wasn't a Christmas Special. teehee
  21. I say that by "cracking down" the authorities just want to make sure that what is sold overseas is champagne quality porn. Only the best can represent the Kingdom and sure, their suggestion for more "Pool Cleaner/Delivery Rider/Police Sausage with Cuffs" themed content was odd, but you do what you have to do sometimes.
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