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fondue zoo

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  1. I could not agree more, the photographer knew what they were doing hahaha
  2. Wow, maybe it was one of those police auctions, confiscated criminal dildos Do I hear 500 baht for Black Betty here, 500 Baht!
  3. You know how they burn all the drugs in big fires, same, but it's big pile of dongs instead. Also, this (advancing your career, one dong at a time) It needs a speech bubble.
  4. Is that from the letter written by the exiting British Consul to his replacement years ago?
  5. yeah, what's that saying? Civilisation is only three meals deep.
  6. Yes, outside of Lopburi dogs are more of a problem. Even stressing out poor Brit guys in doggy cafes by barking, and me by doing it at all hours next door! yeah, that describes a night out on the town here for many. .. or my nephews
  7. If only that was the only type of problems the world had to deal with right now.
  8. You've been waiting to use that phrasing. My name is Crossius Morderatus, commander of the Threads of the North, General of the Forum Legions. And you will cease your bickering I will have my vengeance, in this forum or the next. teehee
  9. Will they be bearing gifts of frankincense and myrrh? Sermon on the Summit And are they issuing press releases about his itinerary now? just curious
  10. Yes, just your run of the mill rags to riches story, policeman to billionaire, selling pc's to the police department for starters in the 80's
  11. Wait, what? I just assumed GG was the/our forum member that is really Really high most of time (no judgement GG). forum archetypes? - examples only Shirley - know's medical stuff about first-aid, our concealed rashes and heart surgery. Mike Lister - the Quant - knows how much money Thailand has, understands the finance sector's sophistry bs, and probably the value of pi to, I don't know, 5 places? The Other Mods - I don't see as much but they do appear to have "specialities". Or they just type good words and prevent us from being visited by the brown bling sausage patrol. The Rat Pack (not rats, think Sinatra) - the people who actually do know stuff and post accordingly. Some, allegedly, have wood fired ovens that make delicious pizza and are probably rich. The Smart Asses (I salute thee, doing the Lord's work helping the stiffs) The Visa Boys (peace UbonJoe) (background music always playing - Holiday Road - Lindsey Buckingham) Team Innuendo (background music always playing - Benny Hill theme song) The Easily Confused & Sad Squad (background music always playing - Enya - Sail Away) The Everything You Just Typed is Wrong and Now You Must Be Shamed Enforcers - you know who you all are (background music always playing - Darth Vader's entrance - John Williams) Forum Fringe Dwellers (who just need to be heard/loved sometimes.) Disclaimer 1: I have no idea where I'm going with this.. just stop typing you fool! Disclaimer 2: This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this post are either the product of the author's (this idiot's) imagination or used in a fictitious/foolish manner.
  12. for the donkey, work backward from here. https://www.tradekey.com/thailand/donkey-skin..html
  13. I only follow the basics but isn't this guy considered by some to be a rich dick/prick? It appears nobody in politics picks up a history book, what do they think is coming when they never stop squeezing, lying and generally just being ass holes to everyone not in their inner circles.
  14. Are you serious, you can't be serious. This goes way beyond a person's senses being inflamed by the swaying hips of stage dancer.
  15. Yes, this. They've seen our reactions to the continual word usage and are now just taking the pish.
  16. In my day we didn't even have taps, we used gourds and bladders full to the brim with "tap" water. Did we complain, No, the cramps and diarrhoea were too intense most of time, But that doesn't Matter! We all grew tall and strong with bellies and intestines full of parasites and worms.
  17. He looks serious and hungry, 2nd breakfasts methinks. Just one time can they turn up in disguise, as Canadian Mounties, because they watched the wrong video.
  18. this https://theconversation.com/curious-kids-what-is-cosmic-microwave-background-radiation-185537
  19. Stage 1 : Disney Princess and self acclaimed Daddy's girl Stage 2 : Mulan
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