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brianthainess

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  1. Fly with an Islamic airline like Brunei, no booze on them.
  2. Did you have to pay Above the 500b fine? as they can charge more for non-payment. I payed 3 at a bank with no probs about 3 months late, 2 were for crossing solid white lane lines, my worry is that our postman is a lazy SOB and I only get post every 3 months if I'm lucky, an extra 200mt off the 'main rd.' is just to much work for him.
  3. He has lost the plot, make it legal, well the lotto is legal yet there is still an underground one in every village, Thais are already in debt through gambling online, and at gambling dens, all this is local stuff, they are not going to travel to a Casino some already do to Cambodia though. The Loan Sharks will be happy though. This PM is a clown. He seems to have no Idea of village life.
  4. Quite a few years ago we got attacked by a machete, stick, bar, wielding group that just came out from behind the trees on an unlit rural road, 11pm Sat, we managed to drive off on our 110cc M/C home about 1k away, shaking I called the tourist police national number, Line busy, line busy, line busy, I then called the local police, who came out at 10am Next day!!!.They collected the dropped weapons. Not once did they talk to me or look at the damage to my M/C. It's a very long story, but it turned out they were a group of Cambo construction workers living in a camp near the incident, it was a case of mistaken identity, ( I was driving main beam on ) They were after 2 Thais that they had an altercation with earlier, Oh yeh they copped it too about 5min after us. Luckily both my wife and I got away without injury. The locals were Very supportive to us saying nothing had ever happened like this before in 20yrs. The local village 'security' guy used to follow us home for a while after that. It was the MAIN police station that sorted it out, and came to our house. I hate long posts Phew.
  5. Agree I put it over my A/C filter
  6. I only remembered blue green spirit got, pissed and fell over. My dislexea neads a dressing.
  7. Chapter one. part one. Once upon a time, the maker of all suddenly appeared with a big bang, and he made absolutely everything, he made just two humans one man and and one woman, the woman was very naughty and was told by the maker not to eat those lovely apples, (she blamed it on a talking snake, yer right.) but she did eat one, and it made her feel very randy, her brother Adam the son of the maker, also got randy, they ended up having boys born, then one got jealous and killed his brother, oh no he said who am I going to shag looking at his mum hopefully...................stay tuned for when the Maker shags a Virgin.
  8. I was cooking in my kitchen last night, oven on, was getting plates knifes & forks ready, went to the door that leads into another room, stared into the dark room, then realized I'd gone to that door 'coz that's where the oven gloves hang, kitchen side of course. I don't think it is really forgetfulness, it's thinking of other things and not concentrating on matters in hand IMO.
  9. I test drove one and hated it, no real leavers for drive controls just buttons, having to glance down to select, sensors making the brakes/steering wheel shudder when a car ahead, came from a U turn correctly performed, Side Sensors beeping just reversing out of a normal gap, not being able to just hold the indicator switch for a quick one flash, could only switch either on or off. I believe there are better ones on the market though. I would preferer a hybrid over a full EV.
  10. But will the Marriage be registered with the Amphur with a normal Marriage Cert. Will Falang be able to get a Marriage visa/extension??
  11. Invite a LB round they might have a master key.
  12. Good god they'll be learning English next, Oh wait Russian then English.
  13. I looked for you, Lazada 28b each
  14. I got mugged last night by 6 dwarfs. Not Happy.
  15. Why do you need to replace the frame? sliding windows can be lifted out quite easily adjusting the rollers up.
  16. Alcoholics have very bad memories.
  17. You can buy an A/C split system for 12k why bother with a Portable one.
  18. Drunk already bob? no need to be rude, I only stated what you had. You can only have one wife and you know it.
  19. Did your wife leave you already Bob, being fed up with your womanizing and drunken behavior? come on bob you can tell us we are all sympathetic here.
  20. It will be better when your gone, ask Mrs. Smith.

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