Will Iam Not

Do they want a photo of the dead man's face to compare to his passport? Or someone to fly over to look at the body.

A friend who's father died in Pattaya, had to go to Bangkok Police accompanying the body, for an autopsy, which took two days, then the body was shipped back to Chonburi Hospital Morgue for one night before the burning. An Agent quoted him Bht 60k for the whole procedure, coffin (chipboard), transport, officialdom etc. Then another said Bht 25k, but he told them to p.55 off, and di it himself. Took Dad's ashes back to UK with no problems at all.

I have asked ChatGPT and here are the results. Sorry about the quality, but I had to photo the PC screen.

Only 19?

Only you yourself can put a stop your own silly BS posts. Please do it.

Are you short on ideas for OPs to start?

From the OP..................Each penny now costs nearly four cents to make,

Mentally 14, physically..who knows,

You said it, matey.

The Immigration Rules do say that the statement should be no more than 7 days old. So the first one you get, at months 1 - 6, are not officially valid. But I did it last year, and it was accepted by my IO.

And spell OUT correctly. Good Morning, Spelling Police here. 555

Thai cannot be too difficult to learn..my 5 year old speaks perfectly! 555

Did he not say that when playing piano for Andre Previn? "I am playing all the right notes, but not in the right order".

Yep, got me there, but period isn't due until next week. Unless you are referring to a Full Stop (in English)? Are you not Punctuation Police, my spelling is OK, just the dot missing.

Children. PMQs are on TV soon, same same.

And if you write in English, it is imperative that you spell correctly....................YOUR home

This must be the most boring set of videos ever posted on AN.

Oh, so you take your dog with you? 555

Today's biggest laugh up to now.

Institutionalised would be more like it. 555

What a load of tosh. The average lifespan for a Western males is just less than 80. By YOUR calculations you are around 40. You sound like a 14 year old, not a 40 year old.

As in an aeroplane.

You mean like earthing an aircraft at 35000 feet? 555

What a wonderful way of putting it. 555