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A two legged gecko just fell out of my air con. Do I divide the house number by 2 to get the lucky lotto number.?

In 'my day' that was Mums talking across the back alley, or in the street. I wonder if they have 'social media' up there when I go. Hope not. Have there been any reported occurrences of 'past beings' contacting anyone via Facebook or whatever.?

'Doxes' anyone? WTF does it mean please?

As is the 'Seven Days Creation'. So where DID it all start, where did we come from? And does it really matter, we are here now, and when we die, gone.

Ringo 'mimes' his drum fills perfectly. A legend.

What a load of cobblers in my eyes. What if I do not believe in God? Will he still look after me?

CBD...harmful?

Prikpot do cannabis T-bags which seem to work for sleep with no side effects. Take about 2 hours to kick in, but you can mix with lemon, honey, camomile etc..

Headline 'Across the Nation'.

So is Paracetomol. Was it Tramadol? Or Cocodomol, which is Codeine & Para.

What is it's name please?

I have been visiting Barclays Bank for more years than I care to remember, and I still developed kidney and gall bladder stones in the last few years. I am following the advice of Dr J Arthur Rank as well.

Same here, even though only 255 units used.

WHAT are they eating? Let's see the menu.

Yes, totally useless now. Would not be allowed in the ULEZ zone! Sorry, it should be ULEZ or ULE zone. A bit like PIN number, which should be just PIN.

Aluminium and carbon fibre..................not much steel.

I wonder how many of these 10 year old tablets are still working, or have been sold.

Except at weekends and bank holidays.

I think you will find that he has had an IPTV programme installed. So it should work the same when ever it is connected to the Internet anywhere. I have one which allows me to watch almost anything.

What, on all three of them.

No, these are baps!

Loads of (different) videos on You Tube.

Thanks. I have been doing Ciabatta bread, which does not involve kneading, simply folding & stretching. Comes out very well. Same basic ratios of ingredients as yours, but adding wholemeal flour doesn't seem to work..