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And just how much will it cost to live in Dubai? I know, and left it to come back here. That does depend on when exactly, and at what it was frozen at. The UK SP is roughly between GBP 180 and 240 per week at present, so an 8% rise in the value of THB, or drop in GBP, is about GBP 16 difference or about GBP 64 per month.= THB 2700. Certainly impacts my local spending a little.

Isn't the story of Adam & Eve etc etc, onto Mary, Joseph and baby J all made up? And to which God do you refer, ours, theirs, anyones?

Was Madonna around in those days. Oh, sorry, Mary WAS the Madonna.

I turned off after your first three quoted words. And anyone who believes in 3000 year old stories needs their head seeing to.

Which hospital please?

You can buy Mason type jars in Lotus's, and they keep things dry. I use square plastic 1 kg containers to keep flour, sugar etc in the fridge. They fit together better.

Unfortunately, I am not in CM.

OOOOH thanks, yeh it's the 3pm matches at 10. City is 2pm in UK. Thank you. Time to make a peanut butter sandwich, and an hour less to banter (is that the right word?) with the aforementioned Member for Stupidtown!

Now if Nutella was Nigella, that would be something quite more tasty. 555

A kilo or a jar? What are the added ingredients?

Get it right, a while back you said cooking was a waste of time.

Are you a total moron Harris. Read earlier when I said 'my sons'. We are men, and love each other. Sorry, I did not need the first question, as most of us know the answer.

Takes one to know one. However I can assure you that you need Specsavers. I can carry on tit for tatting with you until 10pm when Man City play. So say what you need to say before then please. Get it all out of your system.

Silly man. I asked Gordon to take the photo.

He is quite a character. I met him at his Hell's Kitchen in Dubai where my sons sing at the brunches.

Are baked beans actually baked?

He will cook anything which makes him money. All these TV chefs are actors who know their way around Tesco's and then the kitchen.

You sad person. In almost every country in the World, families sitting down together to eat a meal which has been cultivated and raised by them is a wonderful thing, especially if phones are banned. But for you, mealtime is what, down McDs,KFC, or 7/11, or do you have a penchant for any particular type of food?

Just the sort of answer I have come to expect. And yes, I do enjoy ironing my Chang T shirt and my cargo jeans, buffing up my flip flop, I had my right leg amputated at birth, before hopping out on a bender with a bottle of White Cock.

We did not have boardwalks in Lancashire, only proper cobbled streets. 555

Nutella is NOT a healthy food. Mostly sugar and palm oil, with a hazelnut wafted over the jar before sealing. No it has 13% nuts. In America the PBJ is a staple food stuff. Half a teaspoon of Skippy with how much jam? The chocolate dissolves because of all the 5h1t in it.

Ah so showing your absolute ignorance Harris. The peanuts are roasted. On Lazada I could buy 454 gms of PB with honey for Bht 160, but what else is added to it. What sort of activity gives you pleasure, apart from typing on AN?

No I bought 100 tons of them off Jimmy Carter when he was POTUS. 555 You are insinuating that because I like to bake my own bread, I should grow wheat, that I should grow grapes to make my vino, that I should raise animals to indulge in meat. Stop your silly answers please.

Even AI dies not recognise your spelling Brithizing. And I am sorry that I use the Oxford English Dictionary, not the US Websters version. I know exactly what you mean, making something British, but British-ising would be a better word, which even that is not in the OED. Actually, Anglisising would be better or with a z for you.

New word for me, British-ising would be the English way, without the hyphen though.