sherwood

Keep the local population to 90kms, for farangs with an actual ability to drive 120 kms would be fine. Then again if you want to reduce the road carnage, keep the Thais off the roads. No I am not joking.

And for the PC crowd, no I am not joking.

Just tell them that the earth is round, that will keep them of your back for weeks

while they try to figure that one out.

1 hour ago, Pattayabeerbacon said:

 

its hopeless, I told my father i dont want to live in Australia because i was lonely and couldn't find a girlfriend, He just told me to keep labouring and stop going to thailand and hold a job.

 

what am i supposed to do? be a lonely shitkicker for the rest of my days?

im beginning to not give a shit if i live or die, I am already drinking myself to death slowly.

Not easy to drink yourself to death in Australia other than slowly, grog prices are stupidly high.

Tax! the curse of the drinking man.

Chin up mate.

If you do not have the Blue Book in your name you do not own the car. You need a certificate of residency before the car can be transfered to you, I presume it is a car otherwise for a motorcycle it would be a green book.

Get it sorted before venturing to the mainland, the vehicle you think you own could belong to anybody and still have money owing on it under a payment plan.

Could be Army Worm ?

There are some funny buggers on here. "Thais do not eat beef" Struth.

My wife and the rest of the family love it only they eat it marinated, raw.

They think I must be crazy when I cook my share on the BBQ.

Issan folk will eat anything and everything that will not kill them. Well at least in my neck of the woods and generally with their mouth open.

17 minutes ago, soistalker said:

No, I am not. Who I am is someone who was raised by parents who required proper table manners. This meant not chewing with our mouths open, not making sounds whilst eating or drinking, not ripping food apart with hands like a caveman, and certainly no noises from burping or flatulence. These necessities I taught to my children. If your parents did not instill these table manners in you, and you dont care if others eat like pigs or dogs, then that is you and your experience. 

At to those who deny that this is a widespread thing, you are either liars or have poor eyesight.

Totally agree with you, trying to teach my daughter table manners and at almost 5 she is getting there.

Oh and the wife is getting alot better using a knife and fork 555

You could try shiting outside the other dog owner's gate and see if they get the message.

Good luck fella, have the same problem with dogs, chickens even kids crapping in my yard. Don't let it worry you so much.

Same for me, hope I never need to claim. Seems like an OK outfit.

I hate it when I run over my own bucket, someone else's, who cares,

I also hate it when someone borrowes my bucket and fails to return it- them, forever looking for the things.

Been visiting for 11 year, lived here for eight months and think the place is just getting dumber and dumber.

Thais really are dumb! No two ways about it.

I kind of love it. 5555

Most of the British population would be Black by now anyway. type casting has always been the norm.

Bretex is the least of dear old Englands troubles.

The last bill was around 650 baht and I was happy with that. Two bedroom house, one AC.

I do notice a spike when using the oven more.

Mate, looking at around 650 baht for a bottle of JC at 7/11.

When you need a red wine well that is what you do. enjoy it fella

See if you send some up Korat way will ya, dry as a nun's nasty.

I do not tip. Stupid thing to do in my opinion.

Please stop doing it in Thailand.

No, it does not Is the only answer I can give to the OP.

Just depends on the day in anyones life. Some days. when the stars and planets allign it can be wonderful, live for those moments. Or not.

Not easy being a Taxi driver, I only drove in Brisbane, Aust and that had its moments.

We did use the meter unless there was a special request for an extended hire.

If in Thailand I expect the meter to be used and most times it is.

Mind you I often refused to take passengers if I thought they where going to spew up in my Cab or where drunk to the eyeballs.

BKK traffic. well you can hardely blame the drivers for not wanting to brave that.

2 minutes ago, stevenl said:

No requirement for class 1 insurance, your coverage comprehension is incorrect and also after 7 years first class can be maintained.

Thank you for that, you beat me to it, some people have no idea.

I am thinking because of his devilish and somewhat intuitive style, he will head a new elite Special Investigations unit, to undermine subversive intent towards the Junta.

Watch this space. 

Only joking, but who knows.