Captain 776

If you’re Brown, you can hang around.

If you’re white you are all right.

If you’re Tan I have a plan.

If you’re Black, I gotta send u back.

 All of these creams are crap it’s nothing but a marketing campaign they have D cream night cream whitening cream all D cream and it’s all the same stuff I tried to show my wife the only difference between the night cream and day cream and the whitening cream is they change one or two ingredients so that they can call it something else all of these creams are all the same expensive crap it’s all marketIng.

I tried to show her people go to college for four years to study marketing in all it is is a scam’s schemes and tricks to try to get you to buy the product it’s all crap

Sure sounds like there is much more to this story.

I have been here 14 yrs and just mind my business and try to never expose myself to anything that could go wrong and land me on the wrong side of the law here.

I used to go visit the only American inmate in Chiang Mai Prison, he was serving 6 yrs for a Marijuana charge and he was released in Oct 2018.

45 guys sleeping head to foot in a 10 meter X 10 meter cell with 2 ceiling fans, sleeping on concrete floor.

I wanted to get him a roll up pad to sleep on but its not allowed.

He said he was treated well, no one ever bothered him, not another inmate or guard.

With 5 degenerated discs and my moderate arthritis.....after just one night sleeping on a concrete floor, I would be in a wheelchair.

10 hours ago, balo said:

So now we can end all the speculations, he is British ! 

 

Did u have a doubt?

I was never without a motorcycle for 47 yrs, mostly a Harley.........14 of those years were here in Thailand.

Many close calls here but always thought my careful riding and experience would keep me safe.

Last Oct 26, 2018 a 59 yo Thai lady NEVER looked, just pulled in front of me when I was 5 meters away..........smashed my right shoulder to little pieces requiring 2 surgeries, 9 days in the hospital and the whole right side of my body turned black.

After that, I fixed my bike, gave to a close friend and hung up my helmet.....for good.

If you are riding here........be extra vigilant.

Average of 66 people a day die in vehicle accidents here every day, 84% of those were on a motorcycle.

BE SAFE~!!!

Depends on the officer sitting there.   Some could care less and some won’t process u

3 hours ago, davidst01 said:

Its a bit over the top to be prescribing weed for 

Hemorrhoids...

You mean using the back door....I think

Geeeee No Surprise there.

I knew that soon as I read it and saw the low life that did it.

Another wizard here trying to survive on 300 bhat a day.

Like to say more but dont want 7 days on the bench.  Lololol

14 hours ago, MadMuhammad said:

It only all the Brits on head too

If only all the Brits on here followed the same path of thinking ????????‍♂️

For damn sure. You are 1000% correct.

They should give this punk 30 yrs in prison.

6 little punks on 3 motorbikes chased my wife and I down on Soi 27 near C C Roadhouse off Siam Country Club Road at 7 pm and tried robbing us, I hit the gas n got to my friends house, now they are facing 5 guys.......as I walked toward them to rip their head off 2 pulled out pistols, I was only 10 meters away.....if he pulled the trigger, I doubt he would have missed me.

when they heard police were coming, they go back on their bikes and took off.

There is definitely a gang on Siam Country Club Road that hang in front of the big fresh market.

Be careful on Siam Country Club Road

You have to be either stupid or just uninformed to make fun of the Thai government.

The first thing I was told about 2 hrs after getting off the plane.......was never say anything about the King or Royal Family and about the 15 yr penalty.

Did he really think there would  be no repercussions?

I never faulted or disrespected a Bargirl.

If you asked them and they were honest.......do you enjoy working in the bar?

A very high percentage would be saying NO.

They are just trying to better themselves, nothing at all wrong with that.

They have 3 choices:

1.) Get a very low paying job in factory or elsewhere

2.) Stay at home and work in the rice field for free with Mom n Dad

3. Go to Pattaya and work the Bars and troll for Farangs.

She sees her Sister or Auntie come back to Issarn with money, nice clothes, jewelry, nice shoes, nice purse.........Wow.......how can I do that?

Just come back with me and I will show you.

If you have been here any length of time, by various means you have heard the stories, or it has happened to you, or a friend that 99% of Bar love.....ends in some version of disaster.

I should post this as a Thread:

How many of you fell in love with the first Bargirl u had sex with and thought, this is AMAZING.......and sitting in the Bar thinking......I m coming back here, open a Bar and have all these Girls around me all day n night.......it can’t get no better than this?

I DID~!!

I was a MadMan my first month, most days doing 3  day.

Fortunately for me, by the end of that month, I was pretty well bored with it.

Now been married to the same lady close to my age for 12 yrs and never been in any of the scams or paid a monthly rent.

My best wishes to all of you.

On 5/14/2019 at 6:53 AM, Benmart said:

Your question seems to beg, "How can I engage into a business relationship masquarading as love; devoid of the reality that I am but one of thousands who have come, depleated their resources and left as a broken and pathetic shell of a man?".

 

I've been visiting since 1993 and retired here since 2013. I've seen a fair bit and done many unwise things, all costly and heart breaking. I have learned to enjoy my own company and that of other sober souls. There are opportunities to release physical tension via horizontal entertainment, but caution and moderation are my companions.

 

Read, research and confer; but not with drunks in barrooms. Their comments may be tainted and distorted by alcohol and mental health issues. Good luck.

Yup......well said.

I am not sure what the ratio is here or if Thailand has a ratio.

I was in Oil and Gas all over the world and every country I can remember had a ratio where we had to hire X number of local nationals per foreigner.

On 6/1/2019 at 6:42 AM, marcusarelus said:

I'm 75 and my wife is 45.  No problems.  You are wrong.  I think more jealousy than reason speaking.  I've always had a trophy wife and others have always been jealous.  This is my 4th one and I've learned how to handle them. 

If it is your FOURTH......one, I am not wrong.

You more than prove my point.

Get one within 5 yrs of YOUR age that has never worked at a bar

18 hours ago, champers said:

Best pies anywhere? Plenty better in Bolton and all other Lancastrian towns. And you say you are a Northerner?

Yesssss Tinnie makes damn good pies

On 6/10/2019 at 5:02 PM, Jingthing said:

By one bedroom I assume you mean one room studios. One bedrooms are plenty big for one or two people.

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I wouldn’t call 37-40 sq meters PLENTY BIG.......but it can be ample.

My wife and I lived in one of my 37 sq/M one bedroom, not Studio at Park Lane.

You have to be a good “stacker”.

You need a real fridge to live long term, not that small under counter one that comes with condo and turns to a block of ice.

Sooo you have Fridge, Microwave on top of fridge and Toaster Oven stacked on top of Microwave.

If you are going to have 2 people long term in 37 sq/M ya better really like that other person.

Now in 180 sq/M House..........mmmmm that’s living~!!!

Scumbag....low life~!!

Are u really that broke or that much of a low lifeyou can’t be upstanding and tell the lady she dropped money.

And if it happened to him, he would be crying loudly.

So many low life here trying to exist living ina 1500 BHAT a month room on Bukhao and trying to survive on 300 BHAT a day.

Most are from the same country.

First of all.....its not a Tuk Tuk.

Its a Song Taew or Bhat Bus.

Tuk Tuks dont have roll up windows.

Are u really that tight that u need to get worked up over 10 BHAT........and worked up enough to post here about it.

If 10 bhat is that big a deal........next time get correct change before getting on.

myself.......I always flip em 20 anyway. They have bills too.   They have a family to feed.  Driv8ng in Pattaya traffic all day?  I cant think of a more horrid way to try to make a living. 

Keep Visa current.

Get new Passport.

Just carry both.

When u have new Passpirt just get Visa transferred, its easy

Lololol does this really need to be said 

Dont attempt to  do it yourself?

On 6/6/2019 at 1:26 PM, NanLaew said:

And yet maybe 5 years after you 'left', here you are.

 

Still.

Still in Thailand......just in a much better place.....lolol