AlfHuy

I travel like this.

17 minutes ago, kingofthemountain said:

I agree, it's time to put in line the young good looking ones

here you go. Just arrived by bus.

2 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

I've just had a bit of a drive around Phuket, up the by-pass road then over to Patong then down the west coast through Karon and Kata and back to Rawai, The place looks depressed and derelict.

What are they going to do to get business's back up and running the way Im looking at it the government cant make it's mind up ok they say July 1st but that could change one thing we dont know is how many tourist will come.

Then what are the tourist coming to? a load of empty shops hardly anything open.

Definitely unknown territory 

I was having my coffee on the terrace and saw you passing by.

You were in a hurry.

Is this your sister on the back seat? Can I have her number please, khrub.

18 hours ago, Deli said:

Stick to TF and you see what you pay for ????

Typo

TV

12 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

It's the easiest way to meet hookers with all the bars and other 'places of entertainment' closed.

What, you though they were actually for dating?

She sent me the wrong picture.

23 hours ago, mtls2005 said:

 

 

Thai police warn of rapid rise in crime

 

 

"Rapid rise"?

 

 

 

 

Maybe they didn't get a cut of the profits.

Soon a new dating site:

Honey in brown.

Omi????

I called my grandma like that.

And why are diplomats jumping the queue?

Are they better people than us?

3 minutes ago, AlfHuy said:

Durian

I was told they are better than Viagra.

4 hours ago, ChipButty said:

Legalise Cannabis open up Brown cafes where people can sit a smoke, just an idea

Now I understand. 

That's where the words "brown envelope" come from.

Khrub

4 minutes ago, kingofthemountain said:

We can not really blame them

If it wasn't the girls, what Thailand has really to offer

that the other countries don't have, often for cheaper and better?

Durian

Here they go again.

Sandbox in full swing.

Family world class destination.

Bring your pets along.

21 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Logic and deduction (so I expect to be proven incorrect before lunch time).

 

We are definitely PEA and I know where Jas21 lives, he is definitely MEA. A rather small sample size i know ???? 

13 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

My posted bill in Orange is MEA

Mine is MEAculpa as well.

Most written in Thai (latin)

20 hours ago, Rookiescot said:

All pumps make a noise when they are running.

If you have a pump that makes no noise then its broken.

Oh dear.

I thought I was healthy.

My heart pumps blood and I can't hear a thing.

13 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Whatever vaccines are given I sure in hell hope  it works against the Trifecta of  covid variants now in Thailand. As of this evening the South African variant has now been found here.  So we have the UK, India, and now South Africa variants in country.  Stay safe folks and stay healthy 

Speaking in "Car" terms.

F.Ex.: BMW

you have the 1 series, 2series, 3series, 4series, 5series, 6series, 7 series, 8series etc;

It's always a BMW xxx

Why they don't call the virus the same as well:

F.ex.

Wuh.. Virus, serie India

Wuh.. Virus, serie Britain

Wuh.. Virus, serie Sout-Africa

19 hours ago, kensisaket said:

I think they forgot to tell "the other provinces"; because, the locals have already been out taking names/signing people up for vaccination(s) in Sisaket. That includes farongs.  From what I could gather those vaccinations would be within the next 2 months.

FARONGS ????

Falgan

Farang

Farong

Falang 

Fapang

Franchipan

21 hours ago, Neeranam said:

Many over the years have asked if I was Indian. 

I thought you were the "Czar's son".

17 hours ago, simon43 said:

My name is Simon and I was 43 years old when I joined Thaivisa.

 

Now I'm 62!!  That's 19 years as a forum member and yet to get banned!! ????

Don't worry, I am not so long a member and was already send a few times on vacation.????

21 hours ago, possum1931 said:

I may want to change my username, but no way am I changing my avatar, pity about half the face and feet missing though.

Don't worry about the face and feet missing. Important parts are present.

11 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

One of these ?

 

 

He was chasing the white lines.

10 minutes ago, possum1931 said:

When I applied to join Thaivisa, Possum1931 was supposed to be my password and my present password was supposed to be my username.

I am still not sure whether this was mine or Thaivisas fault, but I emailed Thaivisa at the time and asked it they would change it round, but they refused.

Possum is the nickname of my idol George Jones, the American country music singer, and 1931 was the year of his birth.

 

I know. I just logged into your bank account with Possum1931 as your password.

Don't worry, I changed it already.

I can already see a new trend.

Soi 4, 6 etc. Instead of selling fake watches, sex toys, t-shirts,  sex pills etc, they grab your arm, pull you in a site-soi and ask if you want some vaccine. 

All half price and 100% effective.