onlooker

He's got condoms, two brands, just in case he gets lucky he can offer his partner a choice of 'Okamoto Beyond Crown Condoms, Durex Extra Sensitive Condoms'

Nice backpack though and the hat is pretty cool too. Although I managed to get round the world with a 30 quid backpack from Army & Navy stores and half a dozen plastic bags.

Wonder if The Nation or Bangkok Post will sent their top investigative journalists to uncover more juicy details . ..

No, thought not.

I spent a year working on a Moshav in the Golan Heights in the mid 90s, lots of Thais working there then. The good thing was they worked far harder and faster than the majority of western workers. The bad thing was that they needed more supervision as communication was harder and if they screwed something up and the farmer didnt notice until the end of the day, a lot of crops could get damaged.

He's still here because he has refused the pay the 10 million baht bail to be released from custody. Obviously a man of principle. Or slightly mad.

Open the door in the nud_e and request help with extracting the devil from your balls.

It'd be fun if some gay guys decided to wander round the streets and pretend to be Jehovah's Witnesses. Could see some amusing scenes being played out on the doorsteps of Pattaya moo baans.

How dare they sell this board to a terrorist state! This is my final positing here before I emigrate to a civilised country I feel let down by George and the TV team. Who has ownership of my posts?

Oh, it's April 1 today. Hahahaha - you certainly got me there. Nice one BKKjames.

( Now does anyone have a smiley with a little guy holding a gun to his head. )

Just heard that a mate is doing a beer run from outside McDonalds on Beach Road at 11am. Beer is still available cheaply in Chonburi town so the plan is to rent a baht bus for a couple of hours and head there. Anyone who wants to come along be waiting there at 11am. Identify yourself as a thrifty expat by wearing a loud Hawaiian shirt tucked into waist high cargo shorts, white socks and sandals.

Looks like some people still don't understand the true reason for the price hike

But hopefully enough expats will complain to the relevant authorities and have this tax rescinded asap. I suggest getting on twitter and bombarding the PM and newspapers such as The Nation with your thoughts on the tax price hike.

Abhisit's a Geordie so he'll understand how upset people can be when the price of a pint increases overnight.

Side splitting stuff from the true kings of comedy - TV

With the addition of a comma in the thread title this could have been a very popular thread gathering a lot of opinion.

Help My Wife By Doing Her, Surveys Please

'

Nice April Fools piece by The Nation. ( At least I hope it is.)

I'm no photographer but I do know when to take a picture is necessary haha

Err, no you dont otherwise your site would include a few photos in the Massage section rather than nonsense like :

Amsterdam Massage is a nice place to go early in the night, to have a few beers, eat a little food and if you’re into massage and/or soapie then you should choose a girl and go enjoy that aspect of this place, for me, I chose to just chill with beers and talk to friends.

But congratulations for being the only person ever to visit a soapie massage joint just for a beer and meal.

I foresee a Thaivisa classified ad ' Rare Toyota for sale, low price, needs some repairs, ideal project for amateur mechanic, located in Trat province'

You didn't invent dry humour, or English, Cleese was funny.

Always good to see a septic using English spelling when writing in Americanese.

Gay subjects can be discussed in Gay Forum. Sports in Sports, etc. Debates about Ethiopian restaurants in North Korea, no.

Unless it was a gay Ethiopian restaurants in North Korea with TV showing live Muay Thai fights from Thailand.

OP, go back and repost your Kentucky farmers in 1934 thread but give it a gay slant, eg perhaps they were all depressed due to suppressed gay feelings they couldnt talk about. Then it wont be closed. Simple.

That bra appears to be made of kevlar

Neck cancer? <deleted>? It'll be cancer of the gag reflex next.

Hold on, Veera's countered by invoking an ancient Brahmin curse and appears to have ordered a live chicken to be delivered to the debating hall. Things are hotting up, unless my beginner's level Thai language skills deceive me.

Abhisit's softening them up now by going off on a tangent and telling a story relating to a simple minded poor person he once met in the UK on a farm during a school field trip to Yorkshire. Followed up by a suggestion that they all take a 30 minute Lao Khao and somtam break. Give him credit he's trying his best to communicate on the Red Shirt level.

Wow!

Abhisit looks very nervous and fidgety - odd as everyone else seems relaxed and jovial. Dont think Eton prepared him for dealing with medallion wearing revolutionaries.

Can watch online at http://www.mcot.net/live - thrilling stuff 6 blokes, 3 in red & 3 in pale blue having a chat, lots of smiles so far.

Can shag on the train - but have to be very quiet. If she's a screamer then give it a miss. The bottom berth can accommodate two people. Best position is spooning, no sound of seat fittings rattling. But keep some tissues handy. Not easy to run to the toilet.

The car is gay?

Note the lack of pretties throwing themselves over it. I think that says it all.

^ That kind of talk will get you taken away by men in white.