mr mr

2 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

Very close , I arrived when I was  58 and am now 73.  Still happy here , the thought of an English winter chills me to me bones.

you english are quite cute when it comes to what you consider *winter* 

came in 2004 at 27. stayed for like 6 years. went home for 11. back last year. things are so different now. some good some bad. 

you gotta blame it on something. whatever you do don't put the blame on you. 

i make my wife wear a mask when we are doing it. that way i feel like maybe i am cheating on her with some young hot spinner.

we were due a brake failure story no ?

6 minutes ago, Titan1962 said:

But it’s common sense that an increase in the above without an increase in water catchment areas will sooner or later come back to bite you on the ass. 

can you please say that again. this time try to keep a straight face.

quite surprised that a certain someone is not heading up this committee. nobody was ordered in this one ? strange times we are living in.

daily routine ?

that one's easy. wake up and get high enough to forget i'm married.

9 minutes ago, UbonThani said:

8 mins shower

with a 3 minute dry off.

from russia with love.

6 hours ago, Phil McCaverty said:

6 hours ago, BritManToo said:

As you get older beer tends to look better value for money.

1,500bht can buy me a lot of beer, and it takes longer than 10 minutes to finish.

10 minutes? Surely you jest. These days the girls in my local bar call me "Khun haa natee".

look at this guy bragging he can last 5 minutes. i'm lucky to go a full 39 seconds before i have a oopsie. 

then they look up at me and laugh. i look back shrug my shoulders and smile. 

5 hours ago, Greg O said:

The concept of social distancing is absurd in any business and complete lunacy in an airport or airplane

this sums it all up nice and neat. i am also baffled by all of this garbage. i went to yaowalat yesterday and there was so much social distancing i had to rub my eyes in disbelief. 

it was never about a virus. always follow the money. 

34 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Over 40 is old.

By 40 you should have finished breeding, paid off most of your mortgage.

Over 40, employers don't want to hire you, women don't want to have sex with you, not even your wife.

No chip on my shoulder, just facing reality.

retired. no breeding for me thanks. house back home is being rented out. wife may not like it but still does it. never said it was good though lol.

8 hours ago, pgrahmm said:

Thais know what to expect from other Thais.....But, we're just a parade of white faces speaking multiple languages, with the mixed bag of different foibles/attitudes/demands/ temperments - and agendas.....

brilliant