Grumpy one

All this fuss about nothing. The headlines should read " Attractive tart gets pregnant, and customer wont pay ongoing costs "

You forgot the goats

Some may say " Yum Yum "

Try the hands on approach like Thai's do. Axes, knives, guns, whatever is handy. But be prepared for an extended holiday at one of the fine holiday resorts run by the Judicial System

Check out Kevin Bloody Wilson for a collection of fine Xmass songs. One of my favourites is " I saw Mummy sucking Santa Clause "

Severe drought may be the reason for exporting or the price of steel has risen

In a surprize twist to this story, a Thai farmer who just returned from Israel and who is the brother inlaw of the policeman in charge of the cash laid claim to the money.

1 Don't stray too far from the toilet. 2 Take a couple of Imodium or mix spoon of corn flour in a little water and drink, it does the same job as the medicine but tastes like crap

So the crane ran out of puff going up the hill. What odds Somchai missed first gear, hence the rolling backwards, with worn out brakes he was on the Road to Hell

At a quick glance I thought the headline was " A Ghanaian Drug Dealer " Silly me, must be suffering the pre Xmass hangover

Could not have stuck the knife in too deep, if she ran away after. I would have sprouted wings and flown away if a knife that large was pointed in my direction.

What would you rather have a few dogs yapping or a group of drunks trying to sing karaoke. Personally I prefer the dogs, they let you know when people are about.

Indians with travel insurance

The next really big question is, ...... Does the Easter Bunny real ??

Drop the pants and find out

Back in the late 60's there was a fine Sydney pub called The Pyrmont. It catered for wharf workers and ships crews. Also some ladies of not the best morals. I remember one night going in to get a beer, only being greeted by a couple of drunks having a pxssing contest next to the bar. A real class establishment that had far more Riff than Raff. Its sad how the place has gone downhill full of trendy yuppies

Lets hope the mice enjoyed the 30,000 baht meal.

Welcome to Planet Earth, there are nutters everywhere with firearms. Quite a few should be put down.

Tie a brick to the base of head and let it swing. Get back to us with the results, we all need a laugh a day

Mines the same, she gets a nice leg from Macro once a month and roasts it. Our dogs enjoy it also.

Being politically correct, he only wanted to go outside for a cigarette

Minister cum inside. Now the question is " cum inside who or what ???

Somchai to bus management " What ?? We have to stop and pick up passengers and obey speed limits "

Who would believe it

Thai's don't stop and look for trains. Duel tracks means double the chance of hitting a train. Let the carnage begin