Grumpy one

Things happened during Covid lock down, that were not advertised. Borders being moved was just one of them, another was I can't get my favourite Aussy rum anymore Frigate

His wallet is way too fat to enter a prison cell door

My wife works at eradicating what little grey matter I have left.

It slipped out of my hand when I raised it to make a toast

Wife hung our lights on the patio about 5 years ago. Still there and get switched on maybe twice each year, if she remembers

But was he ??

He was carrying the 200,000 baht to buy the gold chain

The parents should cover all the costs as they no doubt failed at teaching their little prince's right from wrong. If all else fails, start dumping stray dogs over their fence, along with any turds laying about the street

The cops get free photo's of themselves showing "how hard" they work

So you are proud to be a cheap charlie, no doubt wearing a genuine knock off rolex

Some people should not be allowed out alone Her parents must be proud of her, blowing that much cash.

Doctor Who or any other time traveller may argue your logic

Is Spam actually a healthy food product, that is the burning question

He is a danger to the public in many ways 1 Anyone picking up the cash could injure their backs if twisting too much 2 If he did launch himself into orbit, he may land on a person collecting the cash 3 If a few people are bobbing around collecting the money, someone may make a video and label it as a Patts sex show in public Just saying

Shoot the bike, let the rider become a pedestrian

1 You must be Thai to be able to do this 2 If in doubt about the legality of this practice Refer to 1

Thai style quickie divorce

In a year from now most of the brides will be thanking the bridal shop for saving them.

And underwear

Go to the roof the day before with a group of like minded persons and start to celebrate early. Block off the doors and say to hell with you. P S Don't blame me if you get arrested or you all commit suicide like a group of Lemmings

But that was true love no doubt. And they both lived happily together, for 2 days.

This is quite true, but the loons here seem to have a much shorter and more flammable fuse

Will these passport departure gates be small box's with a less friendly Immigration officer hidden inside, opposed to the current friendly folks bidding you farewell

Lets organise a fishing contest with nets for an endangered species. We can restock the 60 fish with young ones that may not survive 1 year On the bright side, our greedy pockets will be full of cash

Why give such a detailed account of what he was wearing? Are the fashion police involved in this case ?