Grumpy one

This hard working waitress no doubt went to the Qantas Cabin Crew Training Centre

Once more a motor vehicle is blamed for an incident caused by a brainless fool

At least she saved you from the same fate

Well his pals do ????

I'm sure there are many northern grannies who would be interested in your proposition

I wonder if Ukraine will bestow a medal on this taxi driver. Or did he need to eliminate the Ruskie

With or without teeth ????

Give them all a Mohawk cut, that should make them happy.

Looks like that digit won't be used as a sticky finger, nose picker or arse scratcher again

Don't go through the heartache of loosing your money and your bar girl g/f Send your unwanted cash to me. I will use it to toast your health ????

A very sad ass wipe

Check out some of your local bars, there would be a few with 2 legged jumbo's working in them

Tourists hanging around the skate park at 4 am ????

Or picked up a Nigerian billionaire from Sukhumvit to do the job

Protection from would be robbers is a good excuse as any for him.

This girl has skills to take her into adult life.

Too each their own tipple, not much of a wine person myself. Give me a decent rum or bourbon, then it's good night Irene.

The convicts were more honest than their keepers in red coats

Sorry to show my lack of refined English. I come from fine Australian convict stock. Is that more to your liking. ????

Maybe he was confused about his upcoming enlistment in the Russian military. Being away for 4 years might dull the mind a bit He should have stayed in Oz chasing kangaroo's

She is 45, been with the old fool for 18 years.. You gotta learn to read

And a fat Thai business man who enjoys killing and eating his catch

In case of you get hit by a bus, one must look respectful

He is way too busy taking himself in hand, so to speak

I would have been saved by the mountain of crap I dropped from my pants