RafPinto

The german guy forgot his mask and proud, queueing to buy some weed.

I sleep with my GF. Do you sleep with Air Con or fan?

They follow the masters from Ch.... 11 cases and locking down a whole city. They have a plan. Bringing the world economy to its knees. Helping the Russians. Wait a bit, once Russia has succeeded, the ch.... invade Taiwan.

Ask my ex GF She will say: Cannnn, can evelising.????

I am now part of the London HiSo I just wrapped my new Ford Ka in 650 Baht of gold.

He should have taken one baht of gold only. Probably the 3 baht were to heavy and he couldn't run fast enough.

No Because he bought it, gave it to the GF and she spent it on something that nobody needs.

How can I get her line ID? She looks cute.

Let's see if they continue their "Bitkub" publicity at every corner.

Please do not talk to much about inflation. If the first girlfriend gets additional money from her supporter, due to inflation, the word will go round very quickly. Suddenly, every thai woman will become an inflation specialist.

I tell them all that I love "somtum". That's an ice breaker.

Never happened to me in Thailand. Never tried to get inside me????

He doesn't know the difference between front door and rear entrance?????

That wasn't moaning and groaning. That was laughing. They saw your "sosetch" and could not stop laughing.????

She's already married to John, Mike, Paul, James, Johannes, Paul, Florian, John and a few Thai brothers.

Wonder what kind of movies she did. How can that she was not banned? Porn and Thailand that's impossible. It's like saying Mango trees grow in the Antarktis. Not possible.

That's where his career started. No dirty career, no chance to be promoted.

Lovely name: Ruam<deleted>

ECB can't do a lot. This will suffocate Italy, Spain, Portugal and even France is not doing well.

It starts like this: Hello hansum. Were you flom? How long you stay Thailand? You single? You speak thai? When they know you a bit better, they dig deeper: Where do you work? Where do you live? You buy or rent? How much your salary? You have a car? Which one and how much? Later: You want new family? You want more children? The longer you are here, the more thai you speak, the more girlfriends you had, the less interesting you are for them. They know that you know most tricks out of the book and have to fine tune their lies and stories. Better to get a completely white farang who just steps out of the plane, never has been in thailand, never had a thai gf, doesn't speak a word thai and is quickly impressed how lovely she is and how great her relationship to her family, especially brothers, is. She will make sure that you quickly will know the lot. Too many come over and want to impress. Suddenly everyone is a Dr or fighter jet pilot. Each on at least 15k $ a month and owning villas and sports cars. They go shopping with the girls, little do they know that the guy is maxing out his CC. Some even rent a high end car to drive up to the village to impress. She now has you on the hook and how to you explain that you are just "plumber Joe from Norwich, on a 24k£ a year. ???? Now pay back over 1 year what you spent on 2 weeks holiday, trying to impress the lady.