RafPinto

I just ordered 2. One for me and one for the future girlfriend. We have to impress when driving to the village.

My ex had a case like that at home, in fact, 2 different cases. Her sister who lives there, borrowed money to pay for her boyfriend to go to Korea for work. She borrowed from a loan shark to pay for flight and to get started. Things didn't went as planned. Guess who paid the mafia back. My ex and 2 other sisters. Next thing was: She stole land title from her mom and went to a friend's husband. Her best friend's husband is bank branch manager close to the village. He decided to borrow her the money she needed privately and asked in return the title. Guess what. She did not pay back and suddenly, friend's husband wanted the land. Who bailed her out again? Sisters.

Wondering if he took out a loan to buy to bullets.

I have one subscriber. My mom. I am still waiting to get some sort of payment for my jutube acitivity.

Not possible. Fake news. An official doing something illegal. No way. Please go to court for spreading fake news.

Wasn't the head pancho a few weeks ago in BKK to recruit more staff? The ladies already queueing to get those receptionist jobs in 5* hotels.

In my place, from 01st of June, entrance only through face recognition. Will keep the Chinese and Indian short term renters out.

Me too. Have to impress the ladies and be on time for the various dates. For each lady, one specific high end watch.

I made my condo manager aware about this 2 weeks ago when I saw a few lost souls with luggages waiting in lobby. Now, they are installing face recognition cameras to enter the building.

You have made nothing. Inflation running at 5% and up.

Some women wear jewellery at places, you would not think off. I can already see the eyes of the custom officer.

Sure. They must think, farang tingtong.????

I am scared now. Just boarding my flight to Swampi. Plenty of presents for my future parents in law and the girlfriend which I don't have yet. Hope all goes well and nobody searches my bags. I spent a fortune to impress. Some Wicksky for the father in law. Some slippers for mom. Some perfume for the brother in law. And some sweeties for the lady.

I thought they are illegal.

You mean that all massage girls are accountants?

Wrong: Michael enters massage shop. Walks towards reception. A few girls jumping up. Molly asks: oil massage, ka? Michael: No, foot massage. Molly,: no poplem. Go upstairs and take shower. Michael goes up and says. I just had shower in condo. Molly: no ploplem, take shower na ka. Michael takes his shower. 10 minutes gone. Michael back to the massage room, just wearing his under pants. Molly: she pulls them off and says: no good, oil no good. Molly starts her magic. 15 minutes scratching his back. Molly: turn alound Michael turns and molly spends most of the time near his 3rd leg. Suddenly Molly whispers: Massassssss? Massasssssssss? Michael wakes up and says: What? Molly gently touching Michael's 3rd leg and whispers: Massassssssss Here she goes. She takes over and it feels like she is cleaning the remote control of her TV A few minutes later Molly asks: finissss? Velly big na ka. Go take shower. Can you pay me first, ka. I go make tea. The whole story took 35 minutes on the massage table. Rest was shower and 2nd shower and...???????????? Michael leaves the shop and thinks: S...i...t, I spent 500 Baht plus massage for nothing. Massage was cr...ap, the 3rd leg massage was rubbish and I was just 45 minutes in and out. Next time i look Hornpub and do it myself.

True. I was last week for a few days in Pattaya. Full of Indians and the ladies who once said: they don't like Indians, don't like dark... Here we go, suddenly the Indians look great. In Bangkok, there are plenty of Indians as well. In my condo, a few moved in as well. Is this what TAT was dreaming about? High quality, high spending tourists?

Masssasssss, plomotion song loi bath.

Oh dear. Hope Elon sends soon some electric motors for the newly acquired submarines "with no engines". I also guess the "Scheinese"will keep an eye on the action.

Last week I drove south of NongKhai. I saw a new town with around 2 Million 875 thousand and 36 new residents. All wearing a uniform. The name of the newly created town: "Inactive Post" city of happiness where all your "poplems" go away.

And the old farangs take away many young cuties. You think those old thais working at the government like this? Johnny S. plumber from Essex, 69, wife from Roi Et, 26 Pete K., bricklayer from Liverpool, 72, married to lucky, 31 from Khon Kaen Simon P., lorry driver from Adelaide, 68, married to Nina, 36 from Nong Khai

I sent my CV to become a Mod. Not for the salary but for the status. Imagine me, wearing my ASEAN Now badge, wondering the BKK streets, going to immigration, police etc. Even Pr-a-jut would send me warm regards. Still waiting for feedback. Can't sleep properly and very anxious. I check my email every 12 seconds.

That's what they think. My ex tried to threaten me, after I kicked her out, that she would go to the police and invent a story. It's my Thailand, farang has to be kicked out. LOL I had a few high contacts who gave her a nice call. I never have seen her ever again. A lot of hot air of mainly un-educated women.

Bitch you mean.

Oh dear, another one. We should share pictures of them just to prevent others to catch those birds.