So, according to some posters, we can conclude that you must be unwashed, unkempt, smelly, wearing flipflops, shorts and wife beaters over your big beer belly, holding a can of beer while traveling, farting all the way from Kheha to Khu Khot and back.
I, on the opposite, followed those posters' advice and always wear a tuxedo over my silk shirt when traveling the BTS, and a top hat. My Italian leather shoes are always clean and shiny, as my butler - who as a matter of course always travels with me - polishes them on the platform.
I have been offered a seat two times already, in less than 30 years!