Dr Jon

Good to know it's not just the UK where this is happening.

I don't. Good riddance I say.

Sounds similar to my watch collection. Some of my Lolex watches cost me 499 Baht! (The guy asked for 500, but I bargained him down).

Any chance of actually enforcing no smoking and no vaping laws in bars and restaurants? Otherwise numerous selfish dimwits will continue to force others to breathe their smelly and carcenogenic chemicals.

The difference between sex you pay for and 'free sex' is... sex you pay for works out a lot cheaper in the long run.

What about when they kill someone when driving under the influence of 'weed'?

Selfish dimwits ignoring no smoking signs in bars and restaurants.

Also, in order to keep the locals happy, it's best practice to drive on the right hand side of the road in Laos.

When it comes to academic and professional qualifications, I have more letters after my name than in my name. However these 'uneducated farm girls' are often way too clever for me.

Yes, whilst driving you could watch one of those YouTube car crash videos... then contribute to one of those YouTube car crash videos.

These days I drink very little. I tend to spill most of it.

Anything with a pulse? Why limit yourself?

Some people must have a very sad existence if they need drugs or alcohol to escape from reality. I genuinely feel very sorry for anyone who has such a miserable life.

Many discover that lung cancer and cigarettes compliment each other.

'Medical Opium Dispensaries' soon to be on every street?

Females can have orgasms? You learn something new every day!

That was certainly the case years ago and it was fail one element and you had to retake all exams. Now they'll let anyone have a go.

Yes, he always seems to park at a jaunty angle...

No, not 'emergency blinkers', they are 'park anywhere lights'.

How about enforcing laws from 20+ years ago banning cigarette burning in indoor public places? Clean air in bars and restaurants would be welcomed by the majority.

How about stopping the illegal cigarette burning in bars and restaurants?

Time travel.

Do you understand the difference between private property which you control (your own house) and private property which is open to the public (bars, restaurants, 7/11s, shopping centres, etc)? The article states: "consuming cannabis in public spaces is a major taboo, enforced with the risk of fines or imprisonment." A bar may be private property, however it is a public space. From your assurance that you only consume cannabis "if the bar has no customers", does that mean you immediately stop when a second customer arrives? Following your logic I will start a similar practice. After having ten beers I will only drive on roads with no other vehicles.

So the bar gives you permission to break the law? Do you ask the other customers in the bar if they mind the stink? I'll start asking the bar for permission to drive myself home after drinking ten beers. It's a private car.

Psychosis, schizophrenia, cancer, birth defects... what's not to like?