Wow - you could be my twin (but I doubt you would be too thrilled about that). Same knobs (plus some) on ignore and I take the occasional peek just to reaffirm my decision that they are indeed knobs. They never, ever, disappoint (except Harrisfan surprisingly, I do agree with some of his observations).
Aussie Malky is a different kettle of fish. Deeply unpleasant and a consummate baiter. Not as stupid as your average Aussie either, slightly cunning. Still as transparent as clingfilm though. Sitting there in his ill fitting pi$$ stained shorts, remnants of a 50 baht chicken kebab on his one week unwashed wife beater. Not a pretty picture but the best he can manage.