Seems like a genuinely naive guy, so my only advice to any newb 60-year-old virgins would be to read and research Thai forums for the past 20 years as I did before moving here at the tender age of 39.
Women to avoid or you will cry:
Women with children.
Prostitutes and bargirls.
No degree and no job.
woman that are more than a decade younger than you.
Women to stick with (like my awesome super duper wife)
100% Chinese with a porcelain skin.
Master's degree and high paying job.
Woman that speaks her mind and yells at you when if you pizz her off.... not do the Thai quiet style, so you never really know the person you met, and you never really know what is coming to you.
No kids ever. No need to take care of someone's else property,
Mother / Father have a good work ethic and don't expect her daughter to provide for them with YOUR money.
Don't get triggered not ya'all
You find it hard to believe? She LITEEALLY admits in in the audio clip.