bob smith

Thats what i mean. if i spend all my money on silly cocktails then i have less for watches and beer. the things that really matter! I must say, the rolex was killing it yesterday. I must have had 4 blokes ask me was it real and the girls were almost sat in a puddle. It’s amazing.

Bobs back on the town today. last night i came home with about 6,000 in the pocket. I plan on waxing the lot today Beer will flow at 10am on the nose having an espresso now bacon and eggs are also on the horizon no sex today, legs are aching from yesterday. the rooftop wasnt all that it was cracked up to be lots of wannabe hi so types with their fake rolexes, overpriced cocktails not my style bob likes cheap and cheerful I like to keep as much money as I can in the bank. happy friday folks!

Hi there, my names bob. pleasure to meet you my friend

Yeh. Got 2 for the price of one down at my local

Bobs been smashing away all afternoon! im spent, time to go home to the wife for some dinner.

…..he wishes !

There is absolutely no difference between drinking in the morning and drinking at night. get off your high horse, Jonesy.

Well thats reassuring to know…

Would you be happier if it was off of a rooftop?

Going back to phuket? Not in this lifetime..

In Phuket? A new perspective? More like going over old ground mate.. I’d rather lick a horses bum than go back to that hell hole.

4-6:30 at the cocktail bar. i dont know where you come from but 7pm is night time where I do…

Now you’re talking. dont forget the coffee to go with it!

Just remember to pay for it in cash and put it in your wifes name. should be fine. bob.

No witching hour for me. i be in bed for 7 tonight

Possibly. I’m past caring now to be honest.

Absolutely you can. It wont bother me in the slightest. Light up buddy

It’s a matter of opinion, bird i think its good. so do others. If you dont then thats fine, you are entitled to think that way.

Nice one BMT! hope you are on the mend now?

Mine was closer to 2 million mate

Just googled bogan. the rolex negates this being a possibility for me..

No tatts. Never smoked

Say what big bird??

Im gonna be i’ll be keeping my friends here updated. No photos though, you know the score.

Bob smith is on the town today. 2 pints in already 15,000 in the back burner, taking it easy. will be goin for a jump in the afternoon then evening cocktails at a rooftop bar. im feeling generous today so i may ring the bell. you’ve never lived if you’ve never had a pint of beer with your bacon and eggs ;) coffee / tea / juice just doesnt cut it for bob. have a great day fellas!