bob smith

well done for missing the word dressing off your quote. but yeah, i have been known to cross dress once in a while. never in public though… ;)

no. i’ve tried black but I went back to yellow the day after!

you'd be surprised... do you think elon musk spends all day talking about rockets?

you wish ;)

when you are the big cheese things are different. You can stay at home sipping wine and eating cheese and olives. all day in your dressing gown and slippers, rush hour traffic is for suckers. you can waltz into a restaurant of your choice, night or day it doesn’t matter. no need to make a reservation, you know the owner well. You have only yourself to answer to you call the shots, people make money for you. they are but mere pawns on your economic chessboard. you dont have to work, but you pretend like you do. your bank balance increases whilst you are having lunch. Just another day in the Life of a shot caller. whenever you enter a room everyone takes a second look you are effortlessly dressed to impress, it’s all subconscious. you turn on the charm without even realizing it, people wish they were in your shoes. Everything you do is a passion project, you wont do anything you don’t want to do. you’re watch is worth more than the bartender makes in a year you never drive a car, you are driven around by someone else. you spend your life on the credit card, the bank knows you're good for it. you buy whatever you want and dont think about the cost. why would you? it’s all just a game, and you are most definitely winning! you have women all over the world, different races. one wife here, another there. they all get excited when you are in town. Everyone wants a piece of you, you are the leader of the pack. Everyone tells you how lucky you are, but you know that a real man makes his own luck. I’m not saying it’s better or worse, but living life as the big cheese is most certainly different from your average 9-5 joe.

do i look 13?

of course you do dude. then you woke up and had your cornflakes and realized it was 25 baht, not 25 million. dreamers gonna dream..

i've just told you.

are you hard of reading or something?

That's just in my Thai accounts.

a lot more than you.

EVERYTHING in life is a competition.

I guess i'm an exception to the rule then. Wanna get your bank statements out and we can have a 'who's the richest' then. I guarantee you will be leaving red faced.

when you elect a kangaroo government don't be surprised if people behave like animals. Thailand, the hub of never quite getting it right!

more like 'yo mama tow ari'

they were pestering patrons at a restaurant that I frequent on Friday. waving their city tour placards in customers faces. 'taxi, taxi' it was so irritating.

are they really told that they are the best at everything? sheesh, if this is as good as it gets I don't want to know how bad it can get !

The taxi drivers and tuk tuk drivers do yeah. that's all they do pretty much all day when foreigners refuse their inflated scams.

it's a picture of me in my pomp when I was living in LA!

I agree with you. any ideas on why you think this is?

you'd know all about it wouldn't you big man. meet me on the car park at 5!

what does it matter!!!! for god sake, what matters is that its happening at all.

glad you know what im talking about dude. many on here think im making it up!!

where should one who is a drinker go for a bit of r&r then? the natural place for drinkers to congregate such as myself is the bar.

I've helped countless over the years, quietly.