bob smith

yep. coke should be a no brainer

she's sleeping in the spare room at the moment. i’ll wake her up when it’s dinner time!

they wont be so poor once i show up and flash the cash!.

are you sure you’re american?

it would be interesting to see what would happen if a russian were to bump into a ukrainian out here, say in a bar or something? i’d want a front row stool for that! 😄

bring it on I say! might add a bit of color to the place.

thought so. how far did you go in school?

that isnt really me is it you melon. are you american?

sorry, who are you?

I can see why! everything he says is negative. he’s almost as bad as bignok!

you are so miserable im actually depressed for you! lighten up ralf god.

great guy is 2baht! hope to see you out and about mate. a cup of green tea is coming your way!

love you too mate, and if i ever see you out and about i’ll buy you a big bag of grass.

mate you have no idea. good try though! how much are your bar fines these days? 😄

I honestly, from the bottom of my heart would like to wish everyone a profitable high season! even the taxi drivers, hookers, hawkers etc. everyone deserves a big chomp at the pie after all the sh*t we have been through.

you could only wish to know me in real life buddy. I make sean connery look like johnny vegas!

you clearly mix in the wrong circles. or are so ugly/poor that the girls wont even give you the time of day. I dont know about you but whenever i walk into a joint I literally have the pick of the birds. High season, low season, it doesnt matter. I dont know if its the way i look, the way I dress, the way i smell but when I walk into a room everyone knows about it.

It does if you're minted like me. Only cheap charlies go out boozin when it’s raining!

I thought you had blocked me?

whichever is closest. and I don’t pay. I just flash my rolex and the girls go weak at the knees!

I thought you might be, Peter!

i dont deal drugs.

today is the 1st of november which typically marks the start of the Thai high tourist season. It also typically marks the day that bob smith comes out of his cave and starts hitting the mean streets of Thailand again. I have allocated about 50,000 usd for party tokens until the end of april. 2023 was quite a profitable year for me and so now im on a mission to pay back. You can find me in any of the many bars, pubs, massage parlors & short time hotels around Thailand. If you are lucky enough to bump into me you may even get a free drink! who knows. Stranger things have happened! I would like to wish everyone a happy and profitable high season, the last 3 years have been tough for everyone but I think this year and into next should be a good one! Lock up your daughters, big spender bob is gonna be on the prowl very soon 😉

I know a man who cant get em for 5 baht a pill!

awesome! now we know exactly how many pills we can have in our pockets and not get arrested! what day in December does this come into effect exactly? 😄