bob smith

flipius flopius.

with a bit of vodka in it? 😄

im off beer now. i was at my coffee shop if you must know.

I can taste it and I can smell it.

im trying to stay clear of anything beer related. it always makes me hungry and i end up ordering take away.

i’ve decided to go on a bit of a health kick recently. having almost lost my wife over the weekend due to my piggish behavior. (we made up last night,,, twice 😉 ) im off the beer now, as it turns me into a fat lazy slob im going all rusky. vodka only from now on. I hear its better for your health. less calories, cleaner., is there any truth to this? I love the taste but i also love the taste of beer. but beer is bad and leads to pizzas/burgers/kebabs. vodka never seems to make me hungry. zdorov’ye!

Most Thais don’t understand the concept of a Tax system. Most have never paid a single penny into the communal pot.

It’s funny, I always feel less safe when I see police on the streets.

Thanks for your comment regardless. And where are these classy Thais you speak of? Is it the half naked homeless guy who just walked past me and almost peed on my shoes?

i’ve just given you a red heart emoji to help you boost your rep. don’t worry, I wont charge you anything. unlike the Thais in Korat….

what day job?

They are laughing, that’s all that matters. Whats up with you anyway, misery guts?

Thanks. wish I could say the same for you!

couldn't afford the 65 inch then? pffft.

come kneel before me, BJ. I’m free at about noon today… don’t forget to bring your camera crew!

yep. ever tried telling a Thai that we are all human? bonus points if you do it when they are drunk!! 😄

that's good then cos you dont get any!

how's your 30,000 a month holding up in todays economy? feeling the pinch yet? i’ll have a cocktail for you.

I’m curious as to who voted that they love us unconditionally... Really, that is your experience?

these two points mate!! this is their problem in a nutshell. They love to feel superior. But compared to us they are inferior as inferior gets! We are bigger and better in every way.

well said mate. closed cult indeed. The land of fake, dare I say evil smiles..

if theres one thing a drunk thai loves it's a good old farang beat down! They really are that sadistic i'm afraid..

what on earth are you on about??

Yep. I dont consider them adults or equals. They are mere children.

the biggest load of rollocks ever!