bob smith

this bar stool is hurting my bum..

play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I thought they had banned this bs now anyway??

is that a euphemism for H?

kind of a personal question, but did you consume a lot of acid in your youth? 😄

but then i’d never get anything done. least I can still drive my bike pissed..

with a drop of whiskey in it!

im an alcoholic. but i dont like associating with expat loser alcoholics. they always have a story. and are always looking for a handout. they are as bad as the locals in that regard.

what are the choices? alcoholic loser expats or thais who hate my guts? decisions decisions.. think i’ll stay in me armchair!

YES!

ahh i see. sorry to hear about your situation mate.

Has anyone burned bridges with people back 'home' ? how was it? do you regret it? cheers.

Good news! not that I will be in any bar at 4am, I’m usually blind drunk by noon..

Always buy, never rent. when you rent you have to deal with a landlord, no such worry when you own a property out right.

I’m telling the truth you melon.

He even swung it around!

I was sat outside.

I have personally been on the receiving end of such a situation in my youth. Those bar girls are rougher than sandpaper!

mrs. smith assures me that some isaan salad will also be provided (as will the bog roll that you will need a few hours after) 😉

funny that you should mention it but theres a turkish kebab house right on the corner! chippy next door too!

sounds good to me! you up for it?

turn left at the 7/11. hundred metres down the road, first house on your right!

money is the language they speak.

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Bob’s cinema will be opening it’s doors for a mega Halloween movie marathon today. Showtimes are as follows : Carry On Screaming (1966) 12:00-14:00 Frankenstein (1931) 14:00-15:30 Psycho (1960) 16:00-18:00 Scream (1996) 18:00-20:00 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) 20:00-21:30 The Exorcist (1973) 22:00-00:00 Doors open at 11:00, Entry is free and light refreshments will be served but please bring your own booze as i’ve only got 1 bottle of Vodka left!!! Happy Halloween everyone 👻

One thai in particular who ended up this way springs to mind. I best not mention his name though...