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bob smith

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  1. funny that, most brits also think the same about aussies. Especially the ones I know that live there. They do nothing but complain how cocky the locals are.
  2. I bet those who dont get the sarcasm are the same ones that love channel 3 thai style comedy, complete with the childish sound effects....
  3. just drop a box of eggs and a bag of flour onto her patio. should do the trick. p.s dont forget to open slightly both the box of eggs and the bag of flower before dropping them from above...
  4. the very fact that you keep harpin on about how real you are is ringing alarm bells for me. somethings not right with you.
  5. The foreigner was well within his rights here. The thai police were being too heavy handed ????
  6. I think i'm going to leave it right there. You just aren't worth any more of my time. Sorry.
  7. So do I. And you didn't like it when I did... You can give it but you can't take it, right?
  8. Friends? You mean you actually have some? Judging by your attitude i'm guessing it would be like pulling teeth being in your presence..
  9. YOU are the one who is antagonizing. YOU are the one who is being abusive. Take a long, hard look in the mirror.
  10. Good post Fred. You seem rather enlightened which is sadly quite the novelty around these parts..
  11. Playing the victim much?? You are awfully sensitive.
  12. You've lost the plot dude. Jog on.
  13. You talking about yourself then? Judging by your ramblings here I think you fit your own description perfectly!
  14. its not for me to explain. You should already know yourself.
  15. In that case, you are a bad father. Sorry to say.
  16. im goin down that road soon. we might bump into each other mate!
  17. I always wear condoms and shave. chance of getting an std negligible.
  18. Well said mate. They are nothing but a bunch of crooks. What a racket.
  19. if they actually had bins properly placed then it wouldnt be a problem. I was walking about the other day and it took me half an hour to find a bin to dispose of my empty can of lager. Half an hour, I kid you not! And this was on a very busy road in a major city. It's almost as though the BMA or whoever don't want to put physical bins on the streets so the corrupt officials can continue raking in the fines...
  20. I see these BMA goons on the streets daily, eyeballing tourists. The official line is that even if you do drop a fag butt on the floor you don't have to pay. At least not right away to the official that grabs you/is asking for an inflated amount. Demand to be taken to the nearest police station immediately and start making a call to your embassy. Don't forget to video the entire encounter and take the BMA officials name and shoulder number. If they start throwing silly numbers at you like 10,000 baht etc call your lawyer as well. They will soon give up harassing you once you have firmly stood your ground and proven that you are not a mug.
  21. in the pub! ????
  22. hey big nok, fancy a pint later? im on my 3rd can already!
  23. rice is just as bad for you as white bread is. cut out the carbs and eat only beef and red wine everyday. you'll feel like a million dollars after a month.
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