bob smith

Well this is going to be fun! when you decide to open the floodgates, don't be surprised if a few sharks make their way in. 'Foreigners behaving badly' is about to be taken to a whole new level... Pass me the popcorn! bob.

I would. but one of the lads who's sat here doesn't want his gf back home to know where he is or what he's doing. so pics are a no go sadly. it's starting to get a bit messy though,, terry has just fallen off his stool! bob.

what you having for lunch today, Ralf? we are just on our 4th pint. the beers is flowing and the girls are getting excited. you're not on overtime this weekend, are you? bob.

as long as you don't mind being drenched in beer when you get here. bob.

see you at the bar later. we shall save you a seat. bob.

why would you not go to samui???? bob.

stop reading it then. problem solved. bob.

....you sound sore. did an Englishman nail your wife or somethin? bob.

...That is the very definition of entertainment. bob.

what a complete and utter shambles that was. I can't quite believe how bad it actually was.. How the hell is he the leader of the so called free world? Jesus wept. bob.

money don't go on mango trees, Thailand. I can see a financial crisis comparable to 1997 on the horizon.. bob.

I know. most thais never leave Thailand. They are stuck inside an echo chamber in which Thailand is the center of the universe. bob.

sounds good. I may have to book myself a bed soon.. No private, 1st cabins available? I don't mind paying more. bob.

99 year lease today, visas cancelled for farangs tomorrow. What foreigner in their right mind would invest in a country that has a proven track record of flip-flopping on almost every policy they have ever implemented? are these clowns so utterly clueless as to how they look on the world stage? surely they can't be that dumb? right? bob.

Thais abuse animals on a daily basis, mostly for money. Just look at the way they treat the elephants and tigers... bob.

That's the Thai way! They have phd's in looking the other way. didn't you know that? bob.

i'm sure we will be renting both ladies and LB's for the entire duration of our stay. bob.

100% correct. bob.

...why am I not in the least bit surprised! bob.

a few pals from the UK are arriving soon. we are going to Koh Samet for a long dirty weekend tomorrow. Mrs. Smith is banned from joining. she's staying home cleaning the house. it's gonna be no holds barred carnage for me and the boys, we have decided to wear our england kits from tomorrow until Monday. if you are on Koh Samet this weekend come say hi! there will be about 12 of us in total dressed in England kits and out of our minds. socks, shorts, boots n all. 'sweeeeeeeeeet caroliiine.....!' COME ON ENGLAND!! bob.

Exactly. I have met quite a few mega wealthy people in my life and every one of them was as tight as a camels ar$e in a sandstorm! no exceptions. bob.

....the last time I shelled out 70 quid on a Lacoste polo shirt it shrunk in the wash! never again. and yeah, 200 baht is scandalous for a Pad thai, I could get 4 for that just round the corner! bob.

spin that wheel, fella! I could clean out Lacoste, Armani and D&G this afternoon if I so wanted. The question I keep asking myself though is.... Why? bob.

exactly. many thais, especially the males with super inflated egos, would gladly forgo the basic necessities in life for the appearance of being rich. bob.

up 2 you. bob.