bob smith

not sure about that.. tossing, turning, waking up in middle of the night and very disturbing dreams. hopefully next week will be better, but I do plan on having a bottle of red over the weekend. bob.

...you can't put lipstick on a pig. bob.

last few nights my dreams have been, let's say, strange.. last night an old neighbor of mine (woman) was in my dream from back home, someone I haven't seen for almost 20 years. I was in her garage. she flashed me and had two dongs night before last I had a very violent dream.. lot's of blood and guts. wonder what tonight will bring? I will add that I have been off the sauce since Sunday, maybe that has something to do with it?? bob.

Bangkok is notorious for smelling like a tramps crotch! always been that way. bob.

...all that for Zero Dollars? bob.

Thailand - The Hub of being slow off the mark. bob.

...Why don't they offer these kinds of tours to people from the UK? bob.

I'm not in Pattaya brian. bob.

actually he is in Pattaya at the minute. He's going hard on the curb crawlers.. He told me he had 1 for breakfast, lunch and dinner yesterday. he's a randy old fart! bob.

Don't worry I did! clown. bob.

If there was a snake in my living room I wouldn't announce to the whole street that there was, nor would I announce my intentions towards it, I would just kill the bloody thing or get rid of it quietly.. Point is, stop trying to act like a big tough guy by telling everyone you are about to block them. It just makes you look petty. bob.

You don't need to announce to all and sundry that you are blocking someone. Nobody cares and it just makes you look like an attention seeking tool! ...Now go on, tell me you are going to put me on your blocklist.. Give me another chuckle at your expense. bob.

Why do you like to tell people they are going to the block list?? are you that desperate for a sense of power? bob.

I'm all in favor of Polygamy. The more the merrier! bob.

Is this where you post Jokes? bob.

Dr. Fear up to his old tricks again I see.. bob.

...Hub off! bob.

...Not sure if i've got enough popcorn for the duration!! bob.

I wont say his family name out of respect. Julian. Top guy. Literally. bob.

Known him for years. where did you meet him? bob.

I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole! bob.

....is he really that big though? bob.

...I'm having a bad hair day! bob.

I don't I did say I was asking for a friend. His name is Julian from Carlisle if you must know! bob.

...sandwiched in-between 2 sausages!! bob.