bob smith

How about the 500 baht fine? bob.

Time to get the brown envelopes out, Tony. You wanted to come back, now it’s time to grease that wheel! bob.

…so you post on a forum full of old mongers asking about love and romance? good luck with that.. just let me grab the 🍿 bob.

stick em all in the IDC. round up the soi dogs as well while you are at it, them things are bloody dangerous! bob.

who the hell are you? bob.

No. But I have an unusually large Penis! bob.

I was thinking more along the lines of @ChumpChange .. bob.

my sentiments exactly! first he told me how his wife had taken everything, house, car, money, furniture. then he goes on to tell me his wife was cheating on him, then finally he tells me about his small willy. honestly, the guy was a complete train-wreck! bob.

He seemed a broken man. He was heavily intoxicated. bob.

god knows. He said he was going to Pattaya but I haven’t spoken to him since Sunday. bob.

we are already back at the hotel. bob.

I just said hello and it snowballed from there! bob.

i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days. Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok. today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping. there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin. Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK. his wife left him and was cheating on him for years.. he was very matter of fact and open. then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’ I couldn’t believe it. why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago? he was actually a really nice bloke, he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!! absolutely flabbergasted ! bob.

Thailand - The hub of not having a clue what day it is! bob.

we do though. whether they like it or not doesn't change the facts. bob.

these lads know how to keep women in line!! bob.

you have a lot to learn, chumpsville. but you are doing well with the posts, how many you racked up so far today? bob.

...you said it chumpy, not me.. bob.

Never paid them a penny.. 3 bottles of red wine and a sack of rice once every 2 months is nothing to me! bob.

Rubbish! Almost all Thai women have complimented me on by meat and two veg. They love it. Can't get enough of it even. I've had nothing but compliments since I arrived here. and they also love to say 'thai man so small' don't shoot the messenger! bob.

I like it because mine is always bigger. I like it when they feel inferior. turns me on. I always get the 'you so big' comments. each and every time.. bob.

I wouldn't say that farangs take all the hot women, far from it.. However, a lot Thai men are really jealous of farangs that come here to make a go of it and become very successful and marry a normal local woman. Many Thai men lack the emotional maturity it takes to have a meaningful LTR. Most act like spoiled little babies and Thai women know this. The amount of times I have been told by Thai women about the lack of maturity in Thai males is astounding. They are also incredibly jealous of our large willy's and our large wallets. Those two combinations hurt the average Thai male no end and their jealousy & envy is plain for all to see. bob.

Countless pre op ladyboys. Bob.

My penis is, on average, 3 times the size of the average Thai males and my balls twice as heavy.. Penis envy is strong here. Bob.

Bit clumsy innit. Bob.