bob smith

perhaps he has only just got the internet? bob.

Here's what you need to do, NOW, step by step. 1. Get out of your chair and into the shower. Shave and apply your favorite cologne. 2. Pack your bags & put on your Sunday best. 3. Search on Skyscanner for any available flights back to your home country within the next 48 hours. Once the flight is found, book it. 4. Leave your house immediately. If the flight isn't for a few days then book yourself into a nice hotel around the airport until it is time to check in. 5. Call a cab to the airport 4 hours before departure. 6. Check in, have something to eat in the departure hall, smile at the customs official and never look back! You have been taken for a ride. You have been used at every turn. You have been treated like a mug. These 'people' deserve nothing more from you. It's unfortunate about your daughter but you MUST look after number one. Your wife will only use her against you anyway. Get the hell out of here now and I wish you the best of luck in the future. bob.

for god's sake change the bleedin record!! bob.

Loser with a capital L mate. Bob.

How wrong you are, Ralf. Ah well, never mind. Soon be Monday! bob.

they are loud, uncouth and swear like troopers. and they just love to talk about who they know. my brother is this, my sister is that. yawn Zzzzzz bob.

I've actually met quite a few, as described in my OP. How's work? bob.

any idea why they are like that? bob.

how big are ‘her’ feet? bob.

i'm half cut already mate. bob.

have you no shame at all? bobby.

you haven't got a small willy, have you? bobby.

...Why in god's name would you do that?? bob.

I ain't putting a shirt on for no-one! least of all you. bobby.

we've all seen them in the bar.. The one who dresses up to the nines & acts like a queen. all decked out in Chanel and Prada, shiny gold from head to toe.. she's the one who at 23 married the 82 year old millionaire and moved to Switzerland. she's back for a brief holiday to see her old bar girl pals that she left behind, and how she loves to flaunt her new found wealth.. she get's dropped off at the front of the bar in a Mercedes Benz, in public she is all about the class. But when she opens her mouth..... It's like a sewer grid being flung open. the way she talks, what she says.. utter crass, as cheap as they come. one of the benefits of speaking Thai is that you really get to hear what they really think. The things I have heard over the years would, i'm sure, make your toes curl.. I think the term is putting lipstick on a pig... These girls are ever so slightly smarter than the average bar dweller. but in reality they are just the same as the rest, only difference is they got lucky and their friends didn't. Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner? bob.

I walked down beach road last night and was accosted by 6 women and 4 ladyboys asking me to pay them for sex, I also saw a table full of locals playing cards for money, then I saw a drunk local urinating on the street, then a scuffle broke out at the top end of walking street between some taxi drivers and tourists. this was all in the space of about 10 minutes. bob.

...Just suck it up, buttercup! bob.

superior in what way, ‘member’ bob.

ZzzzzZzzzzz bob.

you are an idiot. no more, no less. bob.

im on the booze now. bob.

This is the best topic I have read on AN so far this year! Well done! The hypocrisy of many farang expats here is truly shocking. bob.

and why would you think that, SAFETY? and they are not trouble makers. They have just lost in life. I pity them more than anything. At least in the IDC they will get 3 square meals a day and a roof over their heads! bob.

Give us a kiss, love. Bob.

I will say something positive once I find something postive! Do you just say postive things for the sake of it? Bob.