bob smith

The last 3 night she hasn't been!! I think I need to crack the whip. Bob.

I'm thinking about binning her to be honest. Life's too short.. Bob.

That's good to hear! Bob.

you mean the ones with ganja leaves on them? bob.

another Thai landlord on a power trip! 10 a penny here. bob.

OK, she's knows where the door is!! bob.

by using my credit card do you mean? bob.

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home.. last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry. tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it. I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up. we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!! what's that all about? tom wasn't pleased. he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet. poor lad. whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal?? she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card! it's getting to be beyond a joke now. I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!! it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game. I've had it up to here!!! bob.

Jealous Baz? bob.

It bloody stinks!! Bob.

why is that then? should I keep it in a Thai bank?? bob.

then live happily ever after? bob.

in your name ? bob.

Yep. Dollar bills and gold. bob.

yep. all legit. investments, property, inheritance and savings all rolled into one! bob.

point is ralfy is that you are still working for a living.. putting in the long hours too, it would seem. that is, I take it, you are getting paid a salary weekly/monthly and making someone else rich in the process.. no 700,000 usd in the safe for you anytime soon! bob.

what the hell are you babbling about now?? bob.

...I'm always hard! bob.

you're wrong again! that's peter you're thinking of.. bob.

he lands in 3 hrs. we are hitting it hard tonight. no safety first for us! bob.

still.. 12 hr days + a 2hr commute? talk about getting the sh!tty end of the stick! what happened, ralf? bob.

I would say coffee and the tranny in the back. maybe a piece of cake too. bob.

that's me! have you had a walk on the brown side before, chumps? bob.

i'm both. bob.

No wonder Ralf is so uptight! working 12hrs a day in this heat with a 2 hour daily commute on top?? I think i'd want to top myself if that was me! bob.