bob smith

would you show him your sausage? bob.

I am currently in rural Thailand visiting an old pal of mine called Jimmy. He took me out to this local pub run by a brit and his Thai wife last night because they had lager on draft and he knows that's what I like. The food was OK and the service was decent. Then came the pint of lager.. As soon as I put the glass to my lips I could smell it. Like rotten eggs it was, the smell was too much to bear so I walked up to the bar and told the owner. I asked him does he clean his pipes regularly or not?? the cheeky git kicked me and my friend out claiming we were giving his beer and bar a bad name. I said go on, taste it yourself then. he refused and ordered we both leave this second. Jimmy protested but to no avail. We paid up and left without leaving a tip. We were in there all of 25 minutes. Jimmy had been frequenting this dive for years but had never ordered their draft beer before. I love a good draft so naturally it was the first thing I ordered. seems the brit and his wife can't take any form of constructive criticism. I hesitate to say that this kind of behavior is normal in nakhon nowhere but I will hazard a guess that it is.. bob.

....doesn't stop them going into debt for the latest iphone though, does it? Thai's severe lack budgeting skills. bob.

mate. I went for an oil massage the other week. she was wearing a mask, had a cracking body and the eyes were magnificent. before she was about to tug me off I asked her to remove the mask, god I wish I hadn't! talk about frightening. Most thai girls actually look better when wearing a mask. Mrs. Smith looks amazing with a bag over her head! bob.

I can and do say more. They need to know their real position on the world stage. I remind mrs. smith daily. bob.

what are they proud of exactly? I struggle to find anything that Thailand has offered to the world that has enhanced civilization and is worthy of being proud about. bob.

I'll melt you if you carry on sonny jim! bob.

I take it you're just another grumpy old retiree who can never in his wildest dreams hope to have the prestigious Blue ID card in his wallet? Never mind! bob.

Stay home, Anutin. It's the best thing for everyone. Brush up on your snooker skills and take it easy! bob.

personally, I would call it the Land Of Avoiding Eye Contact in 2024. bob.

... So predictable, I could have written your response for you word for word! Bob.

I honestly cannot believe what I am reading. This government seems to have a split personality when it comes to foreigners/tourism. How long before we see the obligatory 'over tourism' articles, and the 'tourists stealing Thai jobs' evening specials? Anyone taking bets? Bob.

Its like a rolling sitcom living here! A traveling circus even. Bob.

OH what I would give to see a gang of Hells Angels ride down soi 6 tooled up. That would definitely sort the men from the boys! Bob.

what lesson would that be? bob.

what the hell is going on in this country? One minute they can't wait to get rid of us, the next they are welcoming all and sundry with open arms! make your bleedin minds up will you! bob.

Iran & Saudi. bob.

You sick animal.

The ladies call me daddy.

That is just pure ignorance and laziness on their part. Bob.

E Chump more like! Bob.

Do one, Chump. Bob.

Don't call me matey. I am not your mate. Bob.

I travel to many regions throughout the month, in fact I am on a train to a different region as I type. All locals are wearing masks. Bob.

That is a real daft reply fella. Bob.