Happy Thai New Year my friends.
Without doubt this is the most fun time of the year for Thais and foreigners.
Surrounded by often drunk wet t-shirted, silky skinned petite women, of which a high percentage are not shy to give a happy westerner a friendly squirrel grip.
Sometimes the foreigner can get caught up in the moment and get a bit over excited.
Dont show anger.
If you are going to drink and drive, then drive very slowly.
No fighting with the Thais. Especially if you are Welsh, you will lose. Badly.
Get a plastic phone holder to keep your phone dry.
No shooting water in the eyes.
Please, no kicking the Thai women, especially if they are pregnant or doctors.
No biting the Thais.
If you are British and need to defecate, please ask where a toilet is and dont do it in the street.
Keep your clothes on.
No performing oral sex on bargirls in public, especially when people are filming.
Have fun and stay safe.