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  1. Yep Fines are cheaper than licenses.
  2. Then again, the stench might have been caused by excess water draining FROM City Hall and Government House.
  3. Golly, Who knew you could get good chop up body quality cleavers at 7/11
  4. Yeah Don't laugh at me, just help my vid go viral.
  5. wait a moment. I thought the prob was arabs on motorbikes. racing about reving engine and blocking sois. visible to all night owls. ya mean their renting cars and conducting themselves differently from Thai people? with all the cars having having windows darkened, how can you tell their arabs? and how could arab auto drivers be worse than Thai?
  6. No outlaw foreign motorcycle gang members were found at the scene.
  7. With the support of Thailand's fast food and convenience store owners, the Nutrition Bureau of the ministry’s Health Department has decided to redefine obesity weight standards upwards and to eliminate childhood obesity
  8. This word "influencer", ain't ya getting tired of it?
  9. Hey that's the same woman I saw at an all you can eat buffet! Boy she really can pack it away, unfortunately nobody filmed it.
  10. Don't worry. Barbara has been shagging everybody.
  11. So a shirtless muscle bound sheik type and buddies got some snarkyness stomped out of them by some cross dressing Thai hookers. Three cheers for the "girls" And big ha ha ha"s and max embarrassment for the arabs. Too right!
  12. They found you floating?
  13. RTP Forensic Team placed on standby
  14. So after successfully eradicating Chinese gangs involved in criminal activities and closing illegal Chinese clubs and ending various immigration scams the RTP now turns it's power against outlaw motorcycle clubs? Yeah right.
  15. RIP A bit young, but all things considered, sitting in a weed shop, presumably spliff in hand, sipping on a cappuccino, on the street with the most prostitutes in the whorehouse capital of Asia... Not bad way to check out when your time is up.
  16. When I first got to Thailand back in the last century, I was advised by an old hand that when I wanted to settle down I should do the following. He said, " Go up country. Take a bus out to the end of line. Take a van out to where the paved road ends. Take a motorcycle taxi out as far as he'll go. Then take a pair of flip flops, tie them together and hang around your neck and start walking. Consider marrying the first girl who asks you, "What's that you got hanging around your neck?" So I tried that. It worked! She's 25 years younger than I am and is happily looking towards taking care of me when I'm super old. So just the other day I was telling this story to our children. They busted out laughing. When I asked what was so funny they said,"Mom tells the same story, but in her version, she was home from her job in Bangkok and saw a middle age overweight forang walking down a paddy dike with a pair of flip flops hanging around his neck. She asked you why you had flip flops hanging around your neck. Because most of the forangs did it with high heels.
  17. Assume yellow shirted AOT maintenance personnel assigned to make adjustments to moving walkways early hours on Aug 10.
  18. Perverts who flash their junk and masterbate publicly should get the poop beat out of them it. Perhaps not to the point of death, but...
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