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  1. Don't worry. Barbara has been shagging everybody.
  2. So a shirtless muscle bound sheik type and buddies got some snarkyness stomped out of them by some cross dressing Thai hookers. Three cheers for the "girls" And big ha ha ha"s and max embarrassment for the arabs. Too right!
  3. They found you floating?
  4. RTP Forensic Team placed on standby
  5. So after successfully eradicating Chinese gangs involved in criminal activities and closing illegal Chinese clubs and ending various immigration scams the RTP now turns it's power against outlaw motorcycle clubs? Yeah right.
  6. RIP A bit young, but all things considered, sitting in a weed shop, presumably spliff in hand, sipping on a cappuccino, on the street with the most prostitutes in the whorehouse capital of Asia... Not bad way to check out when your time is up.
  7. When I first got to Thailand back in the last century, I was advised by an old hand that when I wanted to settle down I should do the following. He said, " Go up country. Take a bus out to the end of line. Take a van out to where the paved road ends. Take a motorcycle taxi out as far as he'll go. Then take a pair of flip flops, tie them together and hang around your neck and start walking. Consider marrying the first girl who asks you, "What's that you got hanging around your neck?" So I tried that. It worked! She's 25 years younger than I am and is happily looking towards taking care of me when I'm super old. So just the other day I was telling this story to our children. They busted out laughing. When I asked what was so funny they said,"Mom tells the same story, but in her version, she was home from her job in Bangkok and saw a middle age overweight forang walking down a paddy dike with a pair of flip flops hanging around his neck. She asked you why you had flip flops hanging around your neck. Because most of the forangs did it with high heels.
  8. Assume yellow shirted AOT maintenance personnel assigned to make adjustments to moving walkways early hours on Aug 10.
  9. Perverts who flash their junk and masterbate publicly should get the poop beat out of them it. Perhaps not to the point of death, but...
  10. Just flagrant visa scofflaws. Probably has nothing to do with dissent in China or being a tributary state of China or Chinese police operations in Thailand. Yeah right.
  11. So Chuwit is now "Former MP and graft-buster" What happened to "Former Massage Parlor godfather and convicted criminal"?
  12. And just like that, all the small museums and all the medium museums became large museums.
  13. Head honcho at airport gets transferred when passenger looses a leg due to shoddy mIntenance School director gets the boot for educating kids. Guess the mIntenance at her school must have been just horrible.
  14. Asked the strife the just the other day if she believed in UFOs To my surprise she said she did Asked her if she was curious about people from outer space. She said I was the last alien she wanted to meet.
  15. Yeah right. 9 year old Wave valued at 45k bhat.
  16. Not to mention he can get a haircut from a Chinese, have sex with a Chinese girl, gamble his money away with a Chinese, get abducted or killed by a Chinese gang, get arrested by a Chinese cop, and become a Thai citizen.
  17. Comrad Alesha, If your out with your girlfriend and a guy high on ya-ba comes in and tries to hit her on the head with a stick.. You don't open a restaurant, you get a new girlfriend!
  18. Seems it's easier to get rid of used cockroach bait.
  19. Yeah, seems they are everywhere. Some of them spend their time taking care of Thailand's dog problem.
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