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  1. Just wait till you get to Pattaya !
  2. "Back in the day" 500 short 1000 all night Then the Japanese returned.
  3. Harris reading out the confirmation of Trumps victory illustrates the power of a couple of bottles of wine.
  4. I love the bullet point headline. Chines I'll be using that one.
  5. Yeah, She's booked appointments with his overseas doctors already to build an "I'm ill" backstory.
  6. Update,: After Jimmy arrived, on his first day he met a lovely young Thai lady who claims to be a diet coach. "She's very understanding and we have been having a lot of vigorous sessions." Despite the language barrier he has been spending nearly all his time with her. Observers note while he seems to have gained 50 kilos of external body weight, he has lost 90 kilos of external Australian fat.
  7. No immigration officers were compromised during the raid as it was after hours and not during lunch
  8. When a dog bites a man, that is not news. But when a man bites a dog, that is news." (Attributed to John B. Bogart, a 19th-century editor at the New York Sun. )
  9. My 200 bhat tens from lazaday has worked well for years. Save a penny by taping the pads on after the stickum on the pads gives out.
  10. Ah, the Thai "massage" When nothing else will do Folk go crazy for them.
  11. I'd go with: See. it works. Lucky not to get stomped.
  12. Mom always said never bother an animal that is pooping, eating or having sex. Now you got to add bathing?
  13. Pattaya Second Road. Indian restaurants and weed shops. and a few massage parlors. Does it get better than that?
  14. In two items of unrelated news, Phuket hospital has reported several police officers were treated for bruised knuckles and sprained toes. Local shoe repairmen are offering a special service for boots and shoes that have dented toe caps.
  15. Looking at all the article in today's AN it seems like Stab Day. I'm hiding the kitchen knives from the strife in case it's a virus.
  16. Met her during her cheap boat bimbo days. Behind her back the crew called her "Bigfoot". She spent a lot of time on her back.
  17. Seed oils bad. Olive oil, Yum!
  18. Stop showering under the sink!
  19. In a related story ThreeMoreFarangs fell off their bar stools drunk. No one noticed, no one cared. (Non Americans by the way)
  20. You should not do her. Play her along and when she is here make arrangements to meet her. Then send the details to me along with a note which I will deliver to her. What does she drink?
  21. I'm glad they finally decided to do something to end this problem.
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