ignore it

The couple have graciously included their separate gofundme pages in their Wedding Gift Registry.

The most amusing scam that I fell victim to was named the "Mary S" scam. AKA wife #2. Amusing now 30 years later. Doctor, just beginning. Blond, blue eyes, very hot bod, beautiful, western girl, family ranch in Montana, but alas, an alcoholic. It weren't 24 months from my saying "Hi honey, what's your name? " to my saying after divorce final "if you call me again, I'll get restraining order and you'll never practice medicine again". Now 30 years on the story is amusing back then not amusing.

Yep. That's how it starts. You let one in and then next thing you know there's another and before you know it you have one living next door and then the neighborhood goes to <deleted>e.

Perhaps they should join together and form a club? Oh wait, Pattaya already has one. Nevermind !

Yeah, She probably just doesn't get enough attention at home from her parents.

So get a girlfriend. There is no upper age limit on getting one here in Thailand. Heck get two!

The confused emogi face is often used because there is no 👎or 🖕.

Hmm. If an official notices it, say "Oh My God! "

Thanks for a new word for today!

Weed packets should clearly have a warning in Thai, English, and Russian. maybe chinese too. DO NOT SMOKE AND WALK NEAR WATER, TRY TO CROSS THE STREET, OR FLY FROM BALCONIES. PLEASE DO NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT MAYBE EAT.

Charges to be filed

Laws never stopped weed smoking, never will.

Just protocol. The china boat people engineers have certainly been all through the ship already with measuring equipment and knew all the specs before the RTN left the windows open and it sank. Keeping the china lads from getting their hands on the now soggy tech bits is not as important as playing by the rules.

Bummer Got to cancel my plan to go up and have a snooze in bra and panties on some sunny day.

Hi Andy, (First of all I hate long posts because nobody reads them) As I understand from your posts your an experienced guy who came here to get away from home as you were going through a bad time. On your first day, you met a woman tells you she's in her late 40s who is separated but not divorced, has no kids or meaningful family relationships, and is in debt. You spent a couple of weeks with her, left and came back a month later. She speaks passable English and has no assets. You want to get her to England, shack up with her or maybe marry her and assist her in running away from her debts with out paying. Your being cautious and not thinking with your dick like your father. You are new to the forum and don't like snarky comments from us muppets. Well, It's too late for you Andy. I think you've come to the wrong place, and got some good advice from a bunch of muppets who have already been in, done, or seen your situation many times. You fell for the trap, and will learn something. I always recommend that new types get with the game and screw beautiful Asian women until they get tired of tiny bumms, and get bored with c**t. You'll hear every story and help a lot of desperate women. As for you Andy. let us know how it goes.

In order to properly follow this Thai science, one must wear the proper amulet.

Unhinged, but well lubricated.

Foreigners wishing to attempt pig shagging are advised to visit immigration and submit form TM.69 and to obtain a rear-entry permit.

Yep. On the weed and on the grass.

TAT should make sure this gets air time in their target markets! Makes me want to go to Thailand and I live here!

Huh? The communication faculty at Rajamangala U has a 3-4 meter long python and no problem, but knickers are all twisted cuz of 4 newborne kittens. Guess the python has tenure.

"What is wrong with Thai women (on dating websites) in 2024" Well the main thing is that they are on dating websites. Look, if you want fresh fish you don't go fishing in polluted water.

Fortunately no chinese were hurt in this incident. Or they would have told us it hurts Thailands reputation and TAT would have issued a statement or a good news puff piece.

It jussssssst wanted an expressssssso.