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A biology/artificial insemination lesson! You forgot to add that after sticking his arm up the rectum he would then introduce into the vulva a hollow metal rod with a straw of semen in the end and the tube then covered with a plastic sleeve,the right hand helps guide the rod through the cervix and when it's through the plunger in the tube is pushed in which then sends the semen into the fallopian tubes after which you hope that the animal becomes pregnant - I know,not very satisfying for the female!

There's an old saying 'it's not what you've got it's how you use it'

If you were attacked by a heavy, determined to maul you dog you may have great difficulty reaching for a weapon of any kind

Anyone who trusts the Chinese and their social media platform needs to remove their rose coloured specs and look outside the very narrow box in front of them. Please note: I do my research,can you say the same?

Did I say that? What I said was that most politicians use terminological inexactitudes to suit their own ends and it doesn't matter whether they're Democrats or Republicans in the US (the same thing also applies to the rest of the western world)

There are lies,damn lies and statistics,politicians are trying to tell everyone that crime is down(just like unemployment),if crime isn't reported the numbers go down,numbers are always fiddled to suit the agenda of the ruling party.

As far as I'm aware,the Oct 7th atrocities were the worst massacre of Jews since Hitler's regime,it seems to me that as Hamas have decided that all Jews must die they are in the same bracket as Hitlers lot. Those who are defending Hamas should ask themselves how they would feel if their children had been at that music festival on Oct. 7th and had been raped and mutilated. Having said that 'two wrongs do not make a right' BUT that needs give and take on both sides and at the moment it's not likely to happen.

But who is pulling Biden's strings because you can bet your bottom dollar that Biden is the puppet.

Like most politicians worldwide there are a lot of smoke and mirrors employed in the Biden/Trump fiasco. What is even worse is that,in a country the size of America there is no-one able to put up enough money (or daft enough) to beat two elderly blokes with question marks hanging over their morals.

The grass is (always)greener on the other side of the fence except when you get in the other side you find it isn't,it seems as though the West is on a path of self destruction and I suspect that it won't matter where you try to settle you won't be happy.

It's caused by lack of respect,no pride in the environment and is often but not always caused by the younger generations aided and abetted by their indulgent parents

Not necessarily,they could be footing the bill for his sojourn in Thailand

Only if your foot is in your mouth

The Brits don't want him back!

The American has presumably flown into Thailand at some point therefore his luggage must have been through at least one lot of scanners so how come,on his way out of Phuket does a scanning machine find one cartridge in his luggage,it doesn't make sense.

I hope she has good travel insurance or the next thing will be the go fund me begging letters

Might it have something to do with the El Nino/La Nina weather conditions?

They would then be bleating about their 'human rights' and that it's beneath their dignity to do manual work,since the UK government restricted what hours and what type of jobs youngsters can do and schools don't encourage youngsters to even think of manual work - education,education,education - we now have generations of snowflakes who are no good for anything bar sitting on their lazy backsides looking at social media and getting upset when they don't get 'likes'.

Have you got MUG tattooed on your forehead?

If someone wants to squander their money on drugs and possibly damage their brains that's their affair BUT if their habit then causes harm to others yes we can condemn the use of it.

Not a chance.Possibly by educating the young children there might be change,the biggest problem is that,good or bad, the way you're brought up by your parents is the way you carry on in later life unless there is a big incentive to change.

If you want to act like a tom cat use a condom!

The UK haven't got Brexit. Figures can be and are skewed to fit the agenda. The Guardian is a left wing pro EU newspaper. How questions are phrased will get different answers.

I'd like to know who trousered all the money fraudulently taken off the postmaster/mistresses.Before any compensation is paid out to these unfortunate people the people at the top who were paid millions in bonuses should be in the dock and made to pay back everything they were paid then hand it over plus interest to the postmasters/mistresses,only then should compensation be worked out - but nothing will ever compensate them for up to 25years of the shame,disgrace and humiliation they have suffered. What isn't widely known is that Fujitsu had a back door into the computer system,they knew what was going on but chose not to do anything. A certain elevated sanctimonious hypocritical MP needs to search his conscience-IF he has one-and step down,never mind blaming others for telling him lies, his job as minister of postal policy should have been to investigate the many complaints,he chose to take the easy way out and believe what he was told. With the weak-kneed,spineless politicians of all colours in parliament today there will be a lot of wriggling and hand wringing and the poor tax payer will end up footing the bill-again.Welcome to gone to the dogs Britain-we've lost the Great.

Do you believe all the hype you read,? Mark Twain popularised the saying,"There are 3 kinds of lies: lies,damned lies and statistics".