Jeff the Chef

I thought I was the only audacious pervert in Pattaya, good job my Zoomer is yellow and I only knock one out with me left hand after laying on it for a bit, makes it numb so you think someone else is doing it.

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Tetley for the win, proper Yorkshire tea, builders strength.

No, proper Toad in the Hole has the sausages cooked in the Yorkshire Pudding, I put the raw sausages in the fat and then when it's up to temperature add the Yorkshire Pudding batter as I like my sausages cooked right through, my Sister puts the sausages and the batter into the hot fat together, we've had an argument over which way is best for over 50 years, lol.

Hopefully the Vogons will be here soon.

Aka. Bangers (sausages) in Yorkshire Pudding batter, for those not from the UK.

Did you keep your toffee hammer? 555

As an ex-HGV driver from the UK we had a safety inspection every 6 weeks in depot and you had to check all wheels, tyres, lights etc on a daily basis and do a visual safety inspection daily before commencing driving, any faults had to be phoned in and documented. Wheels still came off but it was always down to whoever touched it last, since about 2010, I as a driver would not touch changing wheels, it was contracted out to Tyre Service companies, whereas in the old days we would change spares on the side of the road.

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Toad in the hole