Jeff the Chef

Trait

Person

Sonic

No way, got to be the biggest prick I've ever seen, that will confuse the Yanks, don't tell em Pike.

I always ask my Lady friends to open their mouths and say ah so I can see the back of their throat, most need a bigger mouth. You don't need a big penis if you can breathe through your ears and have a long tongue. Also, long and thin does to far in and doesn't please the Ladies, short and thick does the trick and brings out proper babies.

Down

Load

Rear

Stilton

Cloth

Dish

Butter

Pigs can't fly, except by plane, this would be funny if it wasn't so tragic, US has aims, really, anyone can fire a gun but the blind never hit the target, much.

Flour

Snap

Thoughts

Plans

Jelly

Thump

Socks

Nutritionists

Never feel bored as I do whatever I want, Thai Boxing tonight about an hour away, always enjoyable having a laugh with the regulars, ran out of filler to fix a dodgy wall fixing so might go to local town for shopping, Madam will want to go to market and if I get time I'll sit on here and read the usual garbage from the outer ends of the political spectrum, boredom what's that?

Thinners

Detergent

Sticker